Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML
Today, I bought a fancy salad for lunch and went to eat it in the park. A strong gust of wind flipped the lid off and launched half the salad into my lap. As I jumped up to shake it off, I slipped on a stray tomato slice, fell backward onto the grass, and watched as a seagull swooped in to eat my croutons. FML
Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML
Today, I was so hungry and broke that I resorted to drinking salad dressing. FML
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy some noodles, but they were out, so I left empty handed. When I left, the store the alarm went off so I was called back in, and they searched my bag. They didn't find any stolen goods. They did find a dead mouse my cat must have left for me, though. FML
Today, I woke up late and in a rush, I grabbed what I thought was a container of leftover spaghetti from the refrigerator to take to work. At lunch, I opened it to find it wasn't spaghetti, but raw marinated chicken my roommate had prepped for dinner. I ended up eating a vending machine sandwich that tasted like cardboard. FML
Today, I decided to make myself a nice meal. I bought expensive pasta and sauce etc. It looked delicious, I decided the finishing touch would be some parmesan cheese. I grabbed the bag and threw a handful of cheese on my meal. The cheese was about 98% mould. FML
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Top comments
mackdeezy 22
Justification to sue. Low end or not, that's unsanitary.
Arrow44 10
I was thinking of suing their wallets, that way I wouldnt get anymore shit from them.
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Comments (106)
raisinbam 13
Did you read the ingredients?
Wizardo 34
Call the health and hygiene inspectors, hopefully they'll reprimand and warn the store to clean up before something serious happens like actual poisoning.
glabberfasted 16
Before something serious happens? Rats can carry so many diseases! I'd say that's pretty serious.
arandomusernameaa 20
Sorry that posted in the wrong place for some reason...
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Yeah, that's disgusting... Wild mice (and rats) can carry lots of different diseases. This is unsanitary, and besides, what if it had been at the bottom of the bag so OP didn't realize it immediately and, say, ate 1 or 2 salads before they noticed? Any sort of animal around food (especially dead!!!) is just a recipe for disaster. I've got pet rats and, while pet rats don't carry diseases and are as clean as cats, I still most definitely wouldn't allow them near my food. OP, don't just let this slide. You or someone else could've gotten very ill.
alycion 39
I would assume it came from the factory, not the store. The bagged salads are usually sealed.
AshleyScruggs 14
Thank you #64. A lot of people fail to realize this.
aishaa1 15
I would say something but I'm afraid my comment is gonna get a thumbs down but yeah that's not good.
arandomusernameaa 20
it's either funny and gets thumbed up... or it isn't and gets thumbed down... don't sit on the fence ;) who cares if you get thumbed down :D
Internetdude 22
sue them!
This_FML_Girl 12
Free protein!
froggyjade 16
I'd be sick if I saw that! Make sure to keep all evidence as companies will try everything to get out of saying it's their fault!
ZY1431 24
well at least the mouse was trying to be healthy. ..either way I'd sue or file a complaint
ThomasBombadil 31
Hope this never happens to me, the thought makes me throw up a little. What a bummer OP!
shhhaaarrron 12
Oh no! That will take some time getting over. Now you know to never buy that brand!
armonicavita 13
"Thas just nasty..."-cleaveland voice
arandomusernameaa 20
Originality award! seriously that quote is used every bloody time!
ThatPlankton 15
It's the hip, and new shitty situation!
MrRazzle 4
This is FML, originality isn't very high on the requirements list, just like intelligence and grammar.
aria78 19
or iq.....