Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML
Today, I bought a fancy salad for lunch and went to eat it in the park. A strong gust of wind flipped the lid off and launched half the salad into my lap. As I jumped up to shake it off, I slipped on a stray tomato slice, fell backward onto the grass, and watched as a seagull swooped in to eat my croutons. FML
Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML
Today, I was so hungry and broke that I resorted to drinking salad dressing. FML
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy some noodles, but they were out, so I left empty handed. When I left, the store the alarm went off so I was called back in, and they searched my bag. They didn't find any stolen goods. They did find a dead mouse my cat must have left for me, though. FML
Today, I woke up late and in a rush, I grabbed what I thought was a container of leftover spaghetti from the refrigerator to take to work. At lunch, I opened it to find it wasn't spaghetti, but raw marinated chicken my roommate had prepped for dinner. I ended up eating a vending machine sandwich that tasted like cardboard. FML
Today, I decided to make myself a nice meal. I bought expensive pasta and sauce etc. It looked delicious, I decided the finishing touch would be some parmesan cheese. I grabbed the bag and threw a handful of cheese on my meal. The cheese was about 98% mould. FML
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Top comments
mackdeezy 22
Justification to sue. Low end or not, that's unsanitary.
Arrow44 10
I was thinking of suing their wallets, that way I wouldnt get anymore shit from them.
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Comments (106)
AshleyScruggs 14
That's nasty. However I wouldn't sue the store. if there were no holes in the package you should sue the company that makes the salad because the mose probably got into it before it ever reached the store...
commandercolbert 6
eat crap then
Wederoney 16
not even sorry ydi
Xotoolyxo 16
Never again will you want to eat bagged salad
storminmormin14 12
"Organic salad"
rubyred996 3
You can actually sue under a negligence act.
buttcramp 21
my grandfather once bought some deli meat at the grocery store that was supposed to be resealable and it wasn't because of where the "tear here" was. he wrote a very polite letter to the company just to make them aware. he never asked for anything (not his money back or a new product for free) and every year on the date of the letter they send him wheels of cheese and an assortment of meats. just something to think about lol
cassey_lea 15
I like your grandpas style!!
coldstar 15
Most likely the mouse snuck into the bag and died without being noticed by anyone until the bag was opened. The store probably knew nothing about it. Still FYL though.
LaylaPerri 8
bring the dead mouse to them and sue them
kemando 22
You shall hence forth be known as DeadMau7h, you'll be an underground food critic before eventually making your way into mainstream cuisine. :)