Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML
Today, I bought a fancy salad for lunch and went to eat it in the park. A strong gust of wind flipped the lid off and launched half the salad into my lap. As I jumped up to shake it off, I slipped on a stray tomato slice, fell backward onto the grass, and watched as a seagull swooped in to eat my croutons. FML
Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML
Today, I was so hungry and broke that I resorted to drinking salad dressing. FML
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy some noodles, but they were out, so I left empty handed. When I left, the store the alarm went off so I was called back in, and they searched my bag. They didn't find any stolen goods. They did find a dead mouse my cat must have left for me, though. FML
Today, I woke up late and in a rush, I grabbed what I thought was a container of leftover spaghetti from the refrigerator to take to work. At lunch, I opened it to find it wasn't spaghetti, but raw marinated chicken my roommate had prepped for dinner. I ended up eating a vending machine sandwich that tasted like cardboard. FML
Today, I decided to make myself a nice meal. I bought expensive pasta and sauce etc. It looked delicious, I decided the finishing touch would be some parmesan cheese. I grabbed the bag and threw a handful of cheese on my meal. The cheese was about 98% mould. FML
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Top comments
mackdeezy 22
Justification to sue. Low end or not, that's unsanitary.
Arrow44 10
I was thinking of suing their wallets, that way I wouldnt get anymore shit from them.
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Comments (106)
tyler22waters 8
You should've taken it back and been like, "there isn't a fly in my soup, but there's a mouse in my salad. "(:
monsterfox1997 2
Meat Group!
jblumz 15
With the money you'll get from suing, you can hire a personal chef.
doigage 2
In some countries that's a delicacy
ihpp 22
I'd never eat salad again.
worldclassrager 41
That's gross...we'll take It back or something...or never by from there again...
pompomkiwi 14
Did u return it?
alycion 39
When I lived in VA, a local lady went to McDonald's for chicken nuggets. She pulled a fried chicken head out of the box. When she took it to court the judge threw the case out since the first thing she did was go to the media and online with it. He figured she couldn't have been all that traumatized if she was posing with it.
EmpireCityRay 13
They should have charged you extra for the added calories lol On the plus side they'll be more "extras" lmao
martin8337 36
I would have had a heart attack! Me thinks a lawsuit would be in order.