Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML
Today, I bought a fancy salad for lunch and went to eat it in the park. A strong gust of wind flipped the lid off and launched half the salad into my lap. As I jumped up to shake it off, I slipped on a stray tomato slice, fell backward onto the grass, and watched as a seagull swooped in to eat my croutons. FML
Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML
Today, I was so hungry and broke that I resorted to drinking salad dressing. FML
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy some noodles, but they were out, so I left empty handed. When I left, the store the alarm went off so I was called back in, and they searched my bag. They didn't find any stolen goods. They did find a dead mouse my cat must have left for me, though. FML
Today, I woke up late and in a rush, I grabbed what I thought was a container of leftover spaghetti from the refrigerator to take to work. At lunch, I opened it to find it wasn't spaghetti, but raw marinated chicken my roommate had prepped for dinner. I ended up eating a vending machine sandwich that tasted like cardboard. FML
Today, I decided to make myself a nice meal. I bought expensive pasta and sauce etc. It looked delicious, I decided the finishing touch would be some parmesan cheese. I grabbed the bag and threw a handful of cheese on my meal. The cheese was about 98% mould. FML
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Top comments
mackdeezy 22
Justification to sue. Low end or not, that's unsanitary.
Arrow44 10
I was thinking of suing their wallets, that way I wouldnt get anymore shit from them.
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Comments (106)
probablyeatin 13
Sue their asses!
Arrow44 10
I was thinking of suing their wallets, that way I wouldnt get anymore shit from them.
firefighter925 18
Ratatouille!!!
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I've heard all kinds of weird stuff coming out of bagged salads, including small frogs.
mackdeezy 22
Justification to sue. Low end or not, that's unsanitary.
jkmartinjk 16
I'm assuming he didn't eat the mouse, so why not just go get his money back and perhaps tell the health inspector board so they can take further action. Suing would be a waste of his money.
RawrImaDragon 18
68: As others have said, he/she could have eaten disease-infected food had they not noticed the rat. That's grounds enough to sue for me.
MiataHarley07 6
Sue for what? You people clearly dont understand how lawsuits work. You actually need to prove DAMAGES to sue somebody. Unless OP ate the mouse and got sick, there's really no lawsuit here.
outoftown 27
90 - OP bought food that was contaminated. Solid grounds for suit.
Bad_People_r_Bad 3
'Murica!
amaindayyy46 20
That's the understatement of the century.
miranda9202 15
This is definitely a worthy case.
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
Well that's not exactly the nicest way to get protein in your salads...
MyUsernameKatie 31
Yummy. It's a garnish. Fancy
rhysfucker 24
Usually they charge an extra $4 for the "Salad, side of Mouse".
vikingsfan619 5
Better the top than at the bottom of the bag? Competely disgusting either way.
minesbiggerr 25
No because technically speaking the rats fluids and such would be brought down by gravity and infect the whole salad
Zebediabolical 45
Technically speaking if it's at the top it falls out right away. Rather that eating the bag of salad and finding the mouse at the bottom.
Mossears133 15
But it said OP dumped it out, and if they hadn't been paying attention, they could have easily dumped the rest of the salad on top and eaten down to the mouse. I'd say it'd be better to be on the bottom in this case, so it tops off the salad.
ouch120 4
awful !
subwaysurfers 13
That's disgusting! Maybe if you sue, you could become so rich you wouldn't have to buy from low end stores anymore. Except for McDonalds. That unhealthy shit is good.
ThatFancyPenn 18
What brand is that? I keep trying to find it, my snake is getting a bit chubby.
baseballdude1283 18
I was thinking at first reading this, "I do the same thing!" Until the end ...and I was like oh god!
hurleyjoe 8
I'm usually not pro-litigation but I have two words for you. SUE. THEM.