Today, feeling lonely after my recent breakup, I put on my nicest clothes and went out clubbing with a few friends. I brought a guy back to my place, and we got intimate. It was going well, until he took off my push-up bra, then panicked and drunkenly asked, "Where'd they go?!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML
Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML
Today, I met a really nice girl at a club, and we went back to my place. I was finally going to lose my virginity, but just as she started kissing me, I panicked and ended up fainting. When I came to, I was still clothed, and she was long gone. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML
Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML
Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
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Top comments
jizzwold 21
Because obviously the best way to feel better about your loneliness is casual sex.
MrHotShot22 6
It's cause you deceived him with lies! Lies!
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Comments (221)
carnage45567 10
That's cheating tisk tisk they all find it out sooner or later
redreynard 14
Better luck next time, a-cup.
brackaman 18
New hit internet video 1 girl, 2 cup (sizes smaller than you think)
dwc2134 5
False advertising is false advertising. YDI
j_cat187 20
Wow, you're a *****.
twiztedone 19
FALSE ADVERTISING! Be happy with what you have and flaunt that not something else!
twiztedone 19
Look, personally I love boobs! No matter what but if I find out a chick shows C's but she's really only got A's I'm going to be a little upset about it all.
I3eefChowFun 7
Exactly how I feel when I open a bag of chips.
tokyobarbiie 7
Your part of the itty bitty titty committee...
Charleybelle 14
"I feel like I just found out my favourite love song was written about a sandwich.."
Imhere4fml 24
You're
unhappybitch 8
Nicki Minaj in FML?
nyxiny 22
Sorry, but wearing a push-up bra isn't the worst thing ever, and you don't deserve it. It's not like you're wearing a bra with 2 inches of padding-- You're just pushing up what you already have.
gracehi 33
EXACTLY! A push-up bra doesn't make your boobs look bigger, it just lifts them up and together. The guy should have had enough common sense to realize that breasts don't sit that way naturally.
yoursucklives 36
most push up bras are padded though
happyconverse 10
I the meaning of true love means nothing to you.
TheWorldGreatest 8
Tell him to find them at the list and found closet!