Today, during parent/teacher conferences, my mom told my Chemistry teacher that I have an intense crush on him. There are still 7 months left in the school year. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML
Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I asked my science teacher if he'd had my mom when she went to my high school. He took one look at me, glared, and said, "Oh yeah, I remember HER." I have that class every day the rest of the year. Thanks a lot, Mom. FML
Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
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Top comments
lilhellian 27
So is there any chemistry between you two?
kathryn14 19
That's totally weird. Definitely inform him that you do not have a crush on him. Even if you do, lol.
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Comments (121)
angelitared 27
Yes! Sexy teacher!
sports237 5
What if he's disgustingly ugly?!?!
olpally 33
Fugly?^ lol. Na, she was CuTe though, k.
jerryj 27
Tell him it's true...you have an Orange Crush for him! Hell, even give him two cans!
AshleaJstudent 16
This is why you don't tell your parents about these things lol FYL OP
hanabi12 6
o.o that must be awkward, just tell him with a straight face that you dont.
sethicles1 2
Just go in and tell him your mom likes to project her feelings by telling everyone they are yours. that should be fun to watch ;)
cakefete2 31
That is a genius defense. On behalf of the Cochran firm, i would like to offer you a position.
Emilystar0298 9
You might just wanna let the teacher no you don't infancy have a crush on him! Even if you do!!
mkymouse90 17
Wow sometimes moms just tell it as it is.
Futacy 30
Tell yo momma's friends about yo mommas self-help collection. Sh e may not have one, but THEY don't need to know that.
cakefete2 31
Depending on how old OP and the teacher are, mom might have done her a solid. Let's say OP is a 17 almost 18 high school student, and teacher is 22 or 23 recent grad....
TheDrifter 24
24, smart, educated and employed? That's a step up from what most school aged daters have to work with.
myoukei 31
Well, do the two of you have chemistry?