Today, during parent/teacher conferences, my mom told my Chemistry teacher that I have an intense crush on him. There are still 7 months left in the school year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML
Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I asked my science teacher if he'd had my mom when she went to my high school. He took one look at me, glared, and said, "Oh yeah, I remember HER." I have that class every day the rest of the year. Thanks a lot, Mom. FML
Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
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Top comments
lilhellian 27
So is there any chemistry between you two?
kathryn14 19
That's totally weird. Definitely inform him that you do not have a crush on him. Even if you do, lol.
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Comments (121)
gAt_d 26
I'm sure he will be professional about it, I wouldn't worry about it OP.
Just_a_dumb_teen 5
There was a 14 year old who slept with a 30 year old teacher at my high school. Even if you do have a crush on him, your reputation will be destroyed. That girl got made fun of so bad after that I'm shocked she didn't switch schools. Your moms a little mean for that xD
QueenOrangeSoda 21
That doesn't sound funny, only sad. Did the man at least get charges pressed against him for willingly taking part in something he knew was illegal? Did anyone have sympathy for the girl who got teased mercilessly?
jmcr 27
I hope that teacher is in jail and poor girl she prob didnt know better...
Dawnstempest 17
*Whistles* Young teacher, the subject, of schoolgirl fantasy.
amisenho 11
Ah, beat me to it.
jh921971 10
He's your teacher and won't react or talk to you about that. I fact he's not even allowed to. That's how the professional world works. Just ignore it like he did and you'll be fine.
greenbucket 6
OMG I HAVE A BIG CRUSH ON MY CHEM TEACHER TOO
djPanda 8
We'll do you actually have a crush on him
knoxxx 22
well*
QueenOrangeSoda 21
You knew about it--did YOU do anything to help? I feel so sorry for that young lady. I know how bullying feels. Don't be a bystander.
QueenOrangeSoda 21
Oops. Meant to reply to someone. Carry on!
Eivana 37
Hey, at least you HAVE hot teachers. At my school we had old, angry, bearded redneck looking guys teach us. The only hot one left.
pensacolalady 10
Wow! I don't even know what to say! I had a huge crush on a teacher in middle school & I would've died of embarrassment if anyone had told him! Of course, my parents didn't know & back then our parents only went to school if we were in trouble! I still wonder what happened to him but, he probably died a long time ago! I'm sorry that happened to you!
ben_e_boy28 4
Well, looks like the ice is broken for you to go for that "A" ;)