Today, during parent/teacher conferences, my mom told my Chemistry teacher that I have an intense crush on him. There are still 7 months left in the school year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML
Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I asked my science teacher if he'd had my mom when she went to my high school. He took one look at me, glared, and said, "Oh yeah, I remember HER." I have that class every day the rest of the year. Thanks a lot, Mom. FML
Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
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Top comments
lilhellian 27
So is there any chemistry between you two?
kathryn14 19
That's totally weird. Definitely inform him that you do not have a crush on him. Even if you do, lol.
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Comments (121)
dawnleemorgan 26
My mom did that before to my science teacher... Not the funniest that's for sure.
romanhoe 6
perfect example of lost of mental stability.
Faddyy6 17
time to some physics with a chem teacher :p
vikky538 29
looks like your mom is acting like a catalyst between you n ur teacher/crush
MiMiLove96 10
Don't worry! Moms do that kind of thing all the time. In time it will be forgotten and you can use it as a funny story one day.
LordSatan 4
So I hear he gets your chemical boiling.
Omniprism 15
I would totally be straight faced and serious around him unless he breaks the ice and puts you at ease. And I'd say your mom deserves pay back but it's going to be hard. Sorry she did that. Just think this situation will make you a stronger more resilient person. Good luck.
Sh3lbs 6
So, do you have a crush on him? I had a crush on my grade 9 science teacher. His name was literally Mr.Devine.
Emiler98 11
Why would your mom do that?! I really don't care if you do have a crush and neither should your mom!
knoxxx 22
Hmm, it seems as though your mom has catalyzed quite a reaction in you. Perhaps you can dilute the situation and avoid negativity by just precipitating in class like you normally do.