Today, during parent/teacher conferences, my mom told my Chemistry teacher that I have an intense crush on him. There are still 7 months left in the school year. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML
Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I asked my science teacher if he'd had my mom when she went to my high school. He took one look at me, glared, and said, "Oh yeah, I remember HER." I have that class every day the rest of the year. Thanks a lot, Mom. FML
Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
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Top comments
lilhellian 27
So is there any chemistry between you two?
kathryn14 19
That's totally weird. Definitely inform him that you do not have a crush on him. Even if you do, lol.
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kathryn14 19
That's totally weird. Definitely inform him that you do not have a crush on him. Even if you do, lol.
golden_warrior 23
OP - Um, i don't have a crush on you. I'm just drooling because i just came from the dentist. Ya, thats it.
JMichael 26
Or you can totally milk it and wink at him during class time. Or make kissy faces.
jazzy_123 20
yeah she should tell him her mom's the one that has a crush on him
kristabelli 19
Lol I like 34's idea... I think it's the one the teacher is most likely to believe.
kristabelli 19
P.S. OP your mom SUCKS for doing that. Does she not remember what it's like to be a teenager????
firegirl1993 21
Idk, I feel like telling your teacher you don't have a crush on them just makes it more awkward lol Just play it off like you don't know she ever said anything to him.
perdix 31
#1, the lady doth protest too much, methinks. You do know saying you don't have a crush on your teacher only proves it's even more intense than he imagined?
Brak_Spaceman 19
I have a crush on you, #1.
buckdharma 38
She's not right for you spaceman, she smokes weed.
Andr913 13
Just play it off like your mom is crazy. Make up something ridiculous that she did once if you have to.
lilhellian 27
So is there any chemistry between you two?
cakefete2 31
Definitely, you could tell from her reaction.
WayneMed16 4
It's a good thing that there's 7 months left to form a stronger bond as well
Lexiebear27 10
ba-da-bump
skilova4lifezzz 19
Hopefully OP, you'll be smarter than that. If the coppers CU dating, there will be some serious reactions occurring.
LowExpectations 30
Noooo! You got the mixture all wrong! *explodes*
OptimusVader 23
Just tell him to forget it ever happened and buy him some CaNDy
graceinsheepwear 34
Hopefully your teacher will be noble and valent and not embarrass you.
KrazieKleo 13
Their bond must be unstable! Maybe he'll share his electrons to become more stable!
lux0rd 18
I don't know about any chemistry between them but there were definintly sparks flying when she was with her electronics teacher.
kazrron 5
You must be a mixture of Copper and Tellelium because you are a CU TE
ma_strongg 11
This whole chain is glorious....
Welshite 40
Have you asked him "do you have eleven protons? You're just sodium fine." It's proven to work.
DocBastard 40
Hey, want to hear a sodium joke? Na.
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These jokes are boron.
hardonforjesus 10
I wanted to post a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.
sarcasticlover 30
what did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium? HeHe
jagged_glory 12
want to hear a joke about potassium? k
hotPinklipstick 24
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
LowExpectations 30
I think she's only interested in his epididymis.
ManInTheMachine 20
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs help with his luggage. He smiles and replies "No thanks, I'm travelling light!"
ycrem0n 21
You must be made of Copper and Tellurium, because you're CuTe..
ButterflyLadyBug 14
I sucked at Science the farthest I got was Biology . you guys are all geniuses !
Ki11erC 18
Downvote all you like but every single element joke here was on reddit and 9gag over 24 hrs ago, well done for reading things though ,)
perdix 31
Gold is lonely? Au, I'll be your friend.
prinncess00 16
You know chemists like to do it periodically on the table.
monnanon 14
@88 these jokes were only on those sites because they have been around for years.
bucketsoftacos 4
Do you have 67 protons? Cause you're a Ho.
golden_warrior 23
sorry, my mom forgot her medication today.
moosetracks22 10
well that is going to be awkward
nbandofbrothers 10
You can date him for good grades
EpicJman2828 11
That probably the best idea ever! Because that's totally not illegal or anything -.-
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If OP was found out, the stigma on her would be horrific...
caden_bro 9
And here we witness stupidity at its finest.
Welshite 40
Actually, professor-student relationships are extremely common. I'm not condoning it, but they aren't rare.
caden_bro 9
Common, sure. Smart? No.
skilova4lifezzz 19
It may be illegal but he might be the oxygen to her potassium, then everything would be OK!
lifeisfabulous 10
Pretty sure that would count as a form on prostitution.
Enslaved 38
Are you sure it is against the rules to date a student or is it just-- "frown upon"? What about having a hot plate in his office? :P
Joisan 20
If she's having parent-teacher conferences, she's almost certainly no older than high school age and neither she nor the teacher should be thinking about any kind of relationship. That could land the teacher in jail and lose him his job.
Dawnstempest 17
Try that and watch him say "Don't stand so close to me."
Alicestraza 33
#49 it makes me sad your reference went unnoticed.
jessica157 10
Ahhh I'd be sooo embarrassed to even go to class! Good luck! You need it lol. You're moms crazy for doing that to you.
sunnyray812 42
Parents love to embarrass their children.
TedNg 8
mum of the year award!