Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML
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crystalmethod 0
So, you like them old and experienced?
orndog 0
Call me
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Comments (232)
crystalmethod 0
So, you like them old and experienced?
XxDeathCardxX 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
sounds more like a *****
jeredelink 0
she sounds like a ***** because she has a crush on her teacher? that doesn't make sense.
paigeatsflesh 11
I think it's cute she has a crush ^.^
OballzMan 0
not so cute is that said crush is on a 60 year old.....correct me if i'm wron....but thats just nasty
crazyleggs 0
you'll be 60 years old one day too!
bhangu023 0
yeah but thn my wide wudnt be 40 years older thn me
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Op, I've been there. I crushed hard on a super nerdy English prof, and I barely noticed guys my own age. Years later, when guys my own age were a lot more mature, I moved on to my own age group and had some great relationships. Now I'm happily married to a guy just 6 months older than I am. Don't worry about it too much and enjoy the crush.
Jiraiya72 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
The fact you think there were no mature guys your age proves your own immaturity.
Oscar_Wilde 0
To be fair, there aren't very many mature 18 year olds, which is obvious to everyone a bit older than 18 @_@
Tarvos 0
@jiraya you have just lost the game
fluorescentadole_fml 8
yes, he's an ass
orndog 0
Call me
jgarcia32 0
you should have said **** no and made him propose somewhere else. what a d-bag.
ktbird 0
Wrong FML
erjaguam 0
I agree with 14 wrong fml lol
KurouTenshi 0
I agree with #34 who agreed with #14 @#4 Wrong FML
samham12345 3
lol i agree with the ppl who disagrew with number 14 ;3
KurouTenshi 0
I agree with #48 x)
MF12 0
I agree with #70 who agreed with all those other people.
Dylan94_fml 8
she prob meant that for the one about being proposed to in mcdonalds lol
TurtleHabitat 0
i agree with 75 and 73 who agreed with 48 who agreed with 34 who agreed with 14. wrong fml
JimJimJim 0
I disagree with all of you.
pudkiller 0
I agree with 86
amiemariej 0
I agree to disagree do you agree?
KurouTenshi 0
my comments r be posted now?
Mikethesike 0
c-c-c-combo breaker
KurouTenshi 0
Eh, the original combo breaker goes to #75 But hell, I'll take it. With humility, and a piece of cheesecake. Thank you. Thank you.
VoodooGypsy 2
shoot, I just lost the game.
kkamp516 10
**** you now I lost the game too!!!! lol jkjk
xFuckThisLife 0
I think that one was meant for a different FML ; " Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML "
m311 6
I agree with all of you, including those whose disagreed :p
GigaB 0
wth??
rixxy24 0
haha wrong fml quote douch bag aaahhhhhh hahahaaa
Maxcold 2
I say. Apple.
dudeitsdanny 10
Now you know that you should go look at senior centers. May I also suggest recreational Tai-Chi?
sourgirl101 29
Danny I like your new pic. It makes me want to get a tatoo!
CallMeHush 1
I thought that was a birthmark.
paigeatsflesh 11
i like your picture too.(:
applesuckers 0
Danny I like your new pic. It makes me want to lick your nipple. jk
strandedinalimo 0
That would be the best birth mark ever!
orangesodaftw 0
This is on the list of things that make you go....ewugh....
cragmar 0
after years? you're only 18! get over it!
theQunit 0
agreed. Years? Like 2? op - I'm sure you will be attracted to many different guys in college. Or girls, or whatever.
ImaginaryFoe 1
That's what I was thinking. Give it some time FFS! "After years of ******** on myself whenever the mood struck, I started using the toilet instead. I'm two. FML"
fisheatsbear 6
yes but usually the said teacher is a little bit younger
haha123321 0
Anna Nicole liked it that way too. See how she ended up.
doriangray2 0
damn that's pretty bad!!!
The_good_times 0
So you like mature and intelligent men as opposed to childish and retarded teenagers(most of them), there's nothing wrong with that. Of course, what I mean by that is it's more than ok that you're not attracted to every dimwit and that you're selective about who you like, not that you should go for the 60 year old. I'm sure that you'll eventually find a mature and smart boy of your age that you can fall in love with.
Starfire22 5
True, she's probebly doesn't relieze that she's attracted to his personality and intelligence then his 60 year old man body... then again she could just be into old guys, wierder things have happened...
KoalaMeatPie 0
Ditto to the both of you.