Today, during parent/teacher conferences, my mom told my Chemistry teacher that I have an intense crush on him. There are still 7 months left in the school year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML
Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I asked my science teacher if he'd had my mom when she went to my high school. He took one look at me, glared, and said, "Oh yeah, I remember HER." I have that class every day the rest of the year. Thanks a lot, Mom. FML
Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
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lilhellian 27
So is there any chemistry between you two?
kathryn14 19
That's totally weird. Definitely inform him that you do not have a crush on him. Even if you do, lol.
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Comments (121)
chloelovesyou98 4
Do you go to Overland high school by chance? Lol our parent teacher conferences were that day and a lot of people think one of the science teachers is attractive :p
inuar 7
that happened to me in middle school, except it wasn't my mom it was my friends. It was my science teacher and he was saying how if we didn't understand what he had just explained we should let him know. I raised my hand he came over to my table and I had to turn around so that I was facing him, behind him were my 2 best friends making all sorts of sings kindly letting me know to breath and keep calm, because he was so close I turned bright red, and they of course were cracking up, they kindly pointed out that I was red and I need it to calm down, just then he asked if I was ok because I WAS SO FREAKING RED. I had no choice but to lie and say nothing was wrong and although I had not listen to a word he had said I told him I understood now. he gave me a look.... a look that said he knew what was happening... he smiled at me and walked away. needless to say I did not pay attention for the rest of the class. he was very cool about it though which made me like him even more. maybe you're teacher will be the same op just don't worry too much about it.
fantasyworld 39
I'd pretend that I didn't know what she was talking about.
rupertajm90 15
at least they'll have good chemistry
mydigitalevelyn 3
I actually told my history teacher that I had a crush on her