Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML
Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML
Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML
Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML
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Top comments
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Damn, so many evil grandmas popping up lately!
M3DIC4T3 29
You should know by now the elderly will do as they please, and they've been walking the earth long enough to get away with it.
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Comments (97)
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Damn, so many evil grandmas popping up lately!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
They need to be taught some manners. 21st century style.
TeamKelly 10
"They see me rollin', they hatin'"
ApollosMyth 22
The grandmas have always been evil. They just don't hide it as much anymore.
Bloodjoker 11
That's it I think these hand's have had it good for too long! I say segregated sidewalks for us normals!
bamagrl410 31
It's getting old seeing so many FMLs with elderly people acting like they're so entitled. Being alive longer doesn't automatically mean you're right and everyone else should recognize that & give you special treatment. They're making the rest of the elderly look bad.
little_one 20
I guess I'd get pissed off and act crazy if everyone assumed I was too old to do anything on my own. Having to deal with the horrible reality all my friends are dead or dying almost everyone they knew is either in the ground or in a diaper. Also I assume being old sucks in so many ways, they probably are bitter and resent young people because they aren't young anymore and it's not fair. Just a thought, but what do I know I'm 23.
tararochelle 18
I think they need to take a driving test for those! Happens all the time at work. They constantly hit people or things, and yell at us for it.
M3DIC4T3 29
You should know by now the elderly will do as they please, and they've been walking the earth long enough to get away with it.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
That's it! I've had it with these mofo'ing grandmas on this mofo'ing earth!!!
FML_Whale 18
That's why I can't wait to be old. I can do anything with the excuses "Because I'm old!" or "I'm going senile!" And I can get great store discounts. Old people have it good..
billyz77 24
No we don't, 55. A few discounts here and there hardly makes up for our bodies falling apart. Be patient, your time is coming.
Shortay123 14
Perhaps she was in a rebel kind of mood. When we are young we do stupid things. Some elderly like to think that if they do stupid things they will be young.
DooleyFTW 17
That's one of those fake smile and try not to punch the person in the mouth situations. Old people can be bitter and angry, everyone knows that! We just have to grin and bear it as much as possible out of respect :) FYL
Not_Impressed13 9
Why on earth should we respect such a person? Because she is old?!?! Respect must be earned.
Zimmington 21
I agree with 64 she/he must be punished!!
omgcyndaquil 23
Tryna catch her ridin' dirty?
killer6969 16
Dem grandmas on their periods....
arsenicalhumor 30
#7 I have a feeling that wasn't the case at all...
CareFace 16
I've never heard of a grandma with her period before..
Starcatch77 20
Please take sex ed again. And pay attention this time. There's a thing called menopause.
Shrike 24
To be fair, you don't have to be menopausal to be a grandmother, especially in this day and age. There are plenty of relatively young grandmas out there. That said, the whole "she must be on her period" comment is ******* stupid and overused.
MaydayParadexx 18
31- No, you don't have to be that old to be a grandmother. However, OP said elderly woman, not grandmother. I agree with you, though. Women are not on their period 24/7.
JenkJenks 6
You're only saying that cause you're on your period
apache316 6
They see me rolling, they hating...
olpally 33
They see me trolling*, they hating... haha :)
Wizardo 34
Some old people are just plain assholes, next time if you ever see her again, clamp her damn chair and see how she takes that. What comes around, goes around.
NickaPLZ 26
She just couldn't handle seeing your sexy ass like right at her eye level. Just take it as a compliment.
ciigoeswtf 11
next time run into her with an electric scooter. payback's a bitch.