mustachioed
United States
Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mustache girl
Magog, Canada
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
run4fun
United States
Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML
iamamermaid
Hemet, United States
Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML
muffin
United States
Nair do well
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
Hairylass
United States
Today, I realized that I have an odd habit of plucking the tiny white hairs on my upper lip when I am overly stressed. But only the right side. I noticed when examining my face and seeing they'd all come back black. I've got half a mustache. I'm female. FML
Ow ow owwww
United States
Make it stop
Today, I have what is probably a cold sore on my upper lip. I also have a mustache, which keeps rubbing against it. Because of this, no matter what I do, it stings. The next few days are fixing to be very, very long and miserable. FML
Mustache
Austria
Bushy
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
queenofdeath
Israel
Today, I wanted to remove my mustache hair with hot wax. The hair is still there, but my skin is all burnt dark brown. Tomorrow is my first day at school. FML
nobleach
United States
Red alert
Today, I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML
boreed
United States
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Top comments
iffy 20
Next time try waxing
Wheredidgrungego 12
Hello, Yosemite Sam.
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iffy 20
Next time try waxing
Climaxx 11
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#1 beat you to it by 5 minutes. Sorry mate, maybe next time (:
Climaxx 11
& that was meant to be to #5 not to you. Sorry, too late to tell the exact same comments apart. I do apoligize
wooboo608 1
Even try waxing this time? It's not like 'oh damn now I have a red mustache forever ;('
PuggieKid 22
8,10... It ok. Calm down.
ShannyAK 16
That happened to me.... exept with waxing
gc327072 31
One time that happened to me... lol jk I'm a guy.
kakkyman 4
i tried waxing once........made a candle...........lit the candle..........house burnt down..........moral:don't use wax!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol xD
rachelmaya 5
Pineapples
Wheredidgrungego 12
Hello, Yosemite Sam.
THE_B3ST 3
That was way to funny
EvilPotato 15
Hey that's kind of sexy...not!
NuTrees 9
Right? Why do people bleach mustaches. That blonde mustache is no sexier than the dark one before it.
sayyestothedress 24
Exactly!! People don't have a problem with the colour of it!
xMiss_Maggot 7
wow seriously? use wax next time
Posthuman 26
I had a green mustache once :)
martin_martian7 11
Swag! yolo! what are you going to do now?!
Posthuman 26
......
felixcoco11 5
Dude marylin manson is not real musique
Bad1z 13
just say its herpes (can you guess the reference?)
samaelbluny 0
Amy!!!!!
Chiara92_fml 32
TBBT!
lareske 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Try laser removal....
monkeyy22 6
That's really expensive.
CoconutOil 7
Besides, she is not trying to remove laser off her lips. She is trying to remove hair.
outstandtacular 11
55 - huh...?
unknown_user5566 27
84- I think 55 was trying to be funny since the original comment didn't state "laser HAIR removal", but instead "laser removal".
KaelaKhaotic 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Have you ever heard of waxing?
ObeyAlliance 7
Your profile picture; try it.
DocBastard 40
And here come all the people who think that pulling a hair out somehow magically makes it grow back in darker and thicker...
Mauskau 36
Yup, the guy underneath has that covered for you, Doc.
NeonPopRocks 14
Lol.
wlddog 14
Is shaving really that hard to figure out?
herpderpherpderp 13
how the hell do you pluck every hair on your upper lip? teach me master.