Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML
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MisterMichael 9
Medium rare please
innavoiG 9
Shish-keboobs!
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Comments (154)
Bekeliyr 10
Sorry to sound like a bad English speakr but what is a shiskabob?
Jaxx66 21
It's a way of cooking food on a metal stick, (Personally I like skewering chunks of lamb, squash, and mushrooms) then you roast it over an open flame, or just on a grill (with hot coals) till its done. Then nom it right off the stick. Very yummy.
happy2468 21
That happened to me at school once!:/
SneakyCaveman 13
Free nipple piercing?
dmac843 2
This is one of the MANY reasons I'm a guy and not a woman.
SheBeNeNe 16
You got to choose your gender?
Dracoboxer357 36
133- The right amount of money, you might be able to as well! ;) Miss my tatas....*sniffles* ;P
Charmillionaire 13
Bet it's not your favorite anymore
DAYBOO97 0
Ohhhhh.... That sucks. Ur bra is like "damn ur boobs weight 10lbs each I give up:p"
TheLadyOpal 30
I started giggling like an idiot after reading this and now I feel like a horrible person who's going to hell :( Try switching to sports bras, maybe?
bReLiNg 18
But if OP is a bit on the larger size, she'd have granny boobs. I have yet to find a good sports bra that actually holds mine up x.x
stewpididiot 11
OKAY !! Ya gotta realize those things DO have a SHELF lIfe.... Now. Dontcja ???
mpalmiter 0
Oooh that happened to me once. Time to throw away the favorite OP
blossomluv 0
Shishkeboob