Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML
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Top comments
MisterMichael 9
Medium rare please
innavoiG 9
Shish-keboobs!
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Comments (154)
nadamahmoud96 9
ouch
nadamahmoud96 9
ouch
Mearemoi 14
ooh, god that sounds painful
Miooow 16
I know how it feels!
dashizam 10
It happens to me all the time. Once I was wearing a strapless and it decided to hang on for dear life instead of continuing to slide down. The thing poked a whole in my shirt.
dashizam 10
*hole
muffinXmonster 12
shish-keboob?
TheOrangeProon 13
You're eight too late, mate. But I won't thumb you down I'll let the other commenters decide your fate. Now I must go for it is late.
ant1078 7
Yay for pic illustrations!!!
bizarre_ftw 22
You mean: >>>——( o )( o )———> shishkaboob
ant1078 7
No, not really...a skewer doesn't look like an arrow.
outstandtacular 11
I've noticed underwires tend to pop out of place during the most inconvenient times.
annie_nk 23
Happened to me during a funeral. That was fun.
kittytub 12
my bra snapped during the mile in pe. :(
violetwonder 9
Oh man, happens to me all the time :(
ebonyirony 29
Invest in new lingerie.
Bullpine 11
Atleast it was a family dinner and not a date or something.
kyrisonfusion 22
Boobshishkabob cook at medium heat for 7-8 minutes ;)
3pi 6
Always at the wrong time? Whyyyy!!:p
sebastian97 6
Wow your 34?? You look amazing:) send me a message sometime I'm Sebastian pennacchio
3pi 6
Really people? Just coz of a simple mistake! Lifeless much? This ain't English class calm ur asses