Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML
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Top comments
MisterMichael 9
Medium rare please
innavoiG 9
Shish-keboobs!
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Comments (154)
vorspiel 17
I imagine that's the most painful thing ever, but I can't help but laugh at your wording :')
valwojazz 11
Lol that happens all the time! :)
maybso 0
i dont believe the story send me a pic so i know its real! silly girl!!
justawallflower 27
The struggle is real.
ByeTech 10
I'm dying laughing :D
lolalove24_fml 14
this has happened in work...not a pleasant experience I feel your pain
ssnow_fml 20
if it was angled right you could have gotten a free nipple piercing.