Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML
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Top comments
MisterMichael 9
Medium rare please
innavoiG 9
Shish-keboobs!
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Comments (154)
cheekyterier 13
moleskin ontop of it will save your bra :)
lizabeth200 4
Word of advice. No underwire bras. Ive learned that one
hockeychicl003 6
that's an option but if you're bigger up there then you need more support
laylay33 6
I hate those kind if bras! They hurt:/
007type 26
Eww. Just had a mental image of boobs suffering second-degree burn.
893186506 11
Why a burn? Her breast got stabbed by a metal wire, not a welding rod.
TurquoiseJesus 15
I think 34 was referencing the fact that you generally have to cook meat before consumption.
j_cat187 20
Welding rod can't strike an arc on skin but a carbon arc cutter is a different story.
nanpooo 6
Should have kept abreast of the condition of you bras. Although I do feel your pain when you don't notice it. Hopefully you were able to be excused to fix the situation.
dog1999 2
Titty on a stick.
bizarre_ftw 22
no
pokefan813 16
I'm throwing my money at the screen but nothing is happening! :(
klx125cross 9
I'll take that well done please lol
hannahboo15 1
shishkaboobs!
Welshite 40
I'll bet that made you Blush since your Maidenform was showing. Too bad you didn't keep abreast of your Under Armour, because it turned out that your bra padding was Barely There. You should have gone Commando and been every guy's Dreamgirl. :)
Pegasister_fml 5
Well it looks like someone has taken all the chances for a pun train!
Welshite 40
Today must not be my day. Third time I've been hit by the thumbs-down. Oh well, I'm fortunate for having the ability to laugh at myself. Sorry folks, didn't mean to ruin it for everyone.
SenselessPattern 12
Don't worry, I still love you. No ****. Well, maybe a little. Or a lot. Damn, this went from a nice message to creepy real fast...
SportyShain 10
More like shishkaboobs ;P