Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML
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Top comments
MisterMichael 9
Medium rare please
innavoiG 9
Shish-keboobs!
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Comments (154)
KrazyKatLady 0
Better than on a date! I've had that happen before...
jkamme54 2
Good
X_Death_Note_X 8
Happens to me all the time. Sucks so much.
drkate25 30
I used to buy Maidenform Custom Lift bras, they were my favorite and made my boobs look fantastic. Then one day the underwire snapped in the middle while I was at work and I had to suffer through 6 hours of the wires pinching the skin under my breast. I ended up with puncture wounds by the time I got home and was able to take it off. Now I buy cheap Target bras and I haven't had any problems.
vbmg152 19
That's why I no longer wear underwires! Get soft cup bras, then you don't have that problem. If you get decent ones, they work just as well. Believe me, I wear a big bra!!
mcss87 2
BTW, there is no "U" in the word "favorite"
SoultheWolf 19
The French, along with a few others, add a u to certain words. Like colours and favourites. She lives in Canada, their two main languages are English and French. So no, she did not spell it wrong.
SoultheWolf 19
Why do people insist on wearing under wired bras? When I became of age, the first thing I was told by my mother to NEVER buy were wired bras.
Cassiderp 9
What is up with everyone and their gigantic boobs that bras can't even handle?
Shade1982 21
I recognize this from my gf. The thing seems to be with favorites bras, just like men have favorite shorts. We continue to wear them well after their expiration date, because they are so comfortable :).
pabstblueribbon 0
take it as constructive criticism! they don't know you did it, now you can improve yourself !
HibiscusLove 1
Ouchh I feel your pain ! So sorry !