Today, my ex-boyfriend, who refers to himself in the third person on a regular basis, told me that I often act entitled. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that it's time for him to stop blaming others and own up to his mistakes. He retorted, "Don't blame me!" FML
Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He said, "Yeah well, you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me a story about his ex-wife. Just normal day-to-day stuff. He then got mad at me because I wasn’t mad that he was talking about his ex. I told him that I understood he had a life before me, and it wasn’t a big deal. Apparently, he wants a jealous immature brat. Sorry? FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, I was yelled at by my ex's best friend and ex-partner. Long story short, I cheated and no, it wasn't right and wasn't a good thing to do, but now I'm being told he has the right to remind me everyday and make sure I never forget my mistakes, and that they are supposed to make sure I never fall out of line. FML
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Top comments
Inkoseh 33
So...your ex speaks really weirdly, but that doesn't mean you can't act entitled. I don't know you or him, but who knows?
riley873 21
if he'd called you pretentious, maybe. as it is, your fml is a non sequitur
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Comments (8)
Inkoseh 33
So...your ex speaks really weirdly, but that doesn't mean you can't act entitled. I don't know you or him, but who knows?
riley873 21
if he'd called you pretentious, maybe. as it is, your fml is a non sequitur
Mungolikecandy 19
Just because another person acts a certain way does not mean that you personally do not act entitled so does not invalidate what he is saying.
Major_Haywire 7
The opinion of anyone who regularly refers to themselves in the third person is immediately suspect 🤪
RichardPencil 32
Jimmy doesn't like entitled people.
jbuckets_404 39
So why do you care what a self-entitled ex-boyfriend says???
mas12806 24
Do you? If so YDI
OnReceivingEnd 18
"Pot. Kettle."