Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Gary
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Watch your step
Today, I was walking next to this building that was getting renovated, and read a sign that said "Watch out for falling debris at all times." While I was watching out for debris, I fell down a staircase. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML
flicmybicgrl
Look where you're going
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
Lars
United States
Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML
NoRunning
United States
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
Slipperywhenwet
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Kathryn
United States
Bad start
Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML
taob
Nanning, China
Careful
Today, I was walking up some stairs, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn. I then put my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stairs with a piece of handrail still in my hand. FML
embarrassed
United States
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML
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Trollz4daLULZ 2
You should; you're a female. You should also love cooky and cleany.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Whenever one of my old boyfriends and I would go to a mall with a Gap store, he'd throw himself across the floor into the store and yell, "Help! I fell into the Gap!" I'd always lmao. >.< Yep, we were both pretty big losers. :D
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marinus_fml 20
It could have been a lot worse!
090309hgs 0
damn! that's pretty funny! you obviously didn't mind the sign!:P
TokyoKid47 3
lol, Think fast!
BehindTheSun 2
Yeah, you could look like marinus and be hired to be a stand in Cheez It, or have to work as an Oompa Loompa on the weekend. (No hard feelings #1, I had an opportunity I couldn't pass up)
zakkyzebra 11
4 he says it cuz it's true XD
zakkyzebra 11
or a baby...
Shookitup 0
Ouch, should have read it faster.
KiddNYC1O 22
haha mind your step. maybe if it were "watch" that wouldn't have happened
whattagirl 0
I do that sometimes.. no biggie :P
BuckTeeth_12 0
what the **** is united kingdom?
skroal 7
YDI for falling down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign.
kimmberlyann 0
epic. fail. dumbass.
marinus_fml 20
hahah no worries #6 :) #8 and #10 know what I'm talking about :))
illmatic2 16
He is first. I think the comment bug is messing with you.
marinus_fml 20
sweet_candy, glad you know what I'm talking about as well :))
illmatic2 16
Not from what I see. :P Its the commenting bug.
melsaraj 9
clumsy
rawrtastyc 0
Uhhm!!! Who doesn't know what the united kingdom is???? Learn the world please. Not tryung to be mean.
rawrtastyc 0
Trying*. Hate my iPhone sometimes.
2kool4skoolyo 0
Lyke r u dum or wut?1! u has eye see nd read noob
VivaLaBelle 0
it's just like those signs on the highway that say "keep your eyes on the road"
SeduceRecycle 0
One time I fell down the stairs in a laundry basket It huuuuuurt.
Stupified 0
Fuuck I'm starving I haven't eaten since 1
pingpongpenguin 3
seducerecycle I do that for fun!! hahah
Stupified 0
Adan don't tell me what to do! Now gimme some dinner
Stupified 0
steak is good, but ya better hurry
SeduceRecycle 0
Pingpongpenguin hahahahah LOL
pingpongpenguin 3
LOLZ. captain, hahah that is why I love your dogs.
SeduceRecycle 0
iicaptain, my husky does that HAHAH.
Stupified 0
My mom said we'd eat at 8 where the hell is she it's already 8:04!
SeduceRecycle 0
Same, but it's 7:05 here in Alberta. >.<
The_Fonz_fml 0
sweet_candy you are absolutely right I was first then I went to another FML post then went back and my comment was gone.
Chrisskiies 0
Marinus, you're becoming like a mother skroal, and legonut. At least give an example of how it oils be worse when you say "it could have been worse." :P
Stupified 0
Mkay finally got some dinner in me!
pingpongpenguin 3
hahah 71 good for you. it's only 6:20 here :o
lolpwntdumass 0
http://www.ihatekrystal.com/index.php?id=ea0a70d60c9a6650c09ac952b3f49160
Chrisskiies 0
Ppp- it's teh same time here :0! WxC?(West Coast)?
2kool4skoolyo 0
41i I was doing that on purpose sir
SeduceRecycle 0
iicaptain, I agree! Although, mine chased a bear up a tree so it wouldn't attack me. I'm not lying.
remy3106 10
71 looks like a snotty rich kid by te way his hair is and his shirt lol no offense It kinda turns me on ;D
SeduceRecycle 0
I know!!!!! Hehe mine thinks it's a lapdog so it sits on my lap. and it's kinda heavy!!! Hahhaha.
SeduceRecycle 0
:P I thought mine was the only one. Hahha. I also blow cheese and bacon flavoured bubbles and he jumps and eats them.
Stupified 0
83 I wish I was a snotty rich kid...
d3adb3for3d3ath 0
That would happen to anyone, like me. lol.
remy3106 10
why do u wish u were a snotty rich kid Hun?
izaba 0
who cares. you're still hot.
Stupified 0
don't wish I was snotty it's just we aren't doin too great financially right now. Btw my shirt was 3$ at a thrift store and my dad cut my hair.
therealbmw 2
cool story bro
remy3106 10
it's cute tho, don't feelbad my family is the Same way I like going to thrift stores accually I got a prom dress there but I cut it and I wore t to a wedding
Stupified 0
Cool
remy3106 10
yes, yes it is. I didn't mean to offend u in any way tho. ur cute and I'm not just saying that
Stupified 0
im not offended, I'll take it as a compliment if i look rich. Anyway I'm not exactly poor it's just my dads been really worried about his job so we've been more careful with money, and thanks, so are you!
remy3106 10
haha thanks! do u have a gf? if u don't message
Stupified 0
Nope I'm single. And I sent you a pm
remy3106 10
sorry I meant if u don't have a gf then message me
remy3106 10
i live Joan Jett an I don't inderstand hoe it's ironic?
heynow00wellthen 0
1-Just out of curiosity, do you, or does your back, really look like that? lol OP-And you are a rah-tard.
marinus_fml 20
111- it looks exactly like that. it's me
heynow00wellthen 0
That's awesome lol
remy3106 10
112 message me!!! plz I need to ask u sumthing
cmonbru 0
skroal i legit wanna munch ya balls. get at me bru cmon nigga 1-271-586-8634 text me up i wanna get dirty with u
heynow00wellthen 0
112-One more thing. If you don't mind me saying so, your back looks pretty sexy. ;) lol
remy3106 10
agree^^^
alex0689 1
16 your an idiot
marinus_fml 20
hahah thanks 118 and 119 :)
remy3106 10
I pm u ^^ and no problem
heynow00wellthen 0
121-Just callin it like I see it. ;)
marinus_fml 20
123 - *blush*
remy3106 10
haha
Rayan8D 0
no she's right the_fonz is first -_-
heynow00wellthen 0
125-lol =)
Rayan8D 0
LMFAO 124 . looks like u gettin some ladies [;
heynow00wellthen 0
oops I meant 124. lol
marinus_fml 20
128 - haha ;)
heynow00wellthen 0
128-Nah I'm just commenting on the sexiness of his back ;)
remy3106 10
haha. ^^
SinShady 0
How's this even an FML, people in Africa are dying of hunger and you're whining because you fell?
ninjacapo 2
lol someone sucks at reading
ninjacapo 2
lol 16. dumbass. if ur in america thats the group of cointrys tha used to own u. not tecnicaly they stole the land from native americans who now dont hav to follow the law because "their so oprressed boohoo". im sry if u mistake my dog for a deer and shoot it in my contry im takin ur ass to court
ninjacapo 2
lol at 130 131 and 132. the ****** macine snags 2 internet ***** (no disrespecit. im in a bad mood this is how i cope)
heynow00wellthen 0
You call me a ****, then say no disrespect?Ha. That's awesome. Yeah, I commented on how his back looks sexy. So shoot me. It's not like I went and ****** the man or anything. Looking at someone and simply telling them that they look good doesn't make me a ****.
MyChemical_fml 0
136 - It's better than nothing... You actually expect kids in Africa to be writing FMLs? Get troll'd :l.
spyder1588 0
123 & 125. how old are you?
JohnGraveline 0
Only in the UK.
ucofresh 4
I think it's time for a picture of the front of you mar!
marinus_fml 20
#150 - when I do that everyone gets angry and starts hating on me for 'trying too hard'
Omgthatsucks4u 0
#2 thank you capt. obvious
zacharytk72 5
OP should've put this on MLIA
remy3106 10
at 148 I'm none iof ur ******* business jerk off years old
hairdreser0nfire 0
oh the iron
WTF_FML_FTW 0
technically you did mind your step :)
spyder1588 0
Easy killer. I was just curious. Didn't mean anything by it.
spyder1588 0
**at 163
remy3106 10
ok :D
hugopz 0
lol yeah
gnrfan21 0
ha ha
illmatic2 16
Whoever put that there did it on purpose! Btw op you're blonde right?
rainbowfailure 2
Muahaha... the signs are initiating plan destroy! Signs, everywhere, UNITE! We will soon start taking over the world! MUAHAH-- huh? what sign? .... fyl op?
CupperKiZakes 0
idiot
babyjaguar96 0
u shouldve checked the ripening calender but now you have over ripe kumquats!! who's the idiot now???
jumper1984 0
in soviet Russia sign watch youu
spaceboyftw 0
in soviet russia UR ASS KICKS ME
leg3nd_fml 0
happens alot 2 me 2
just_nicole 1
lol FAIL.!
iamepiclee 3
skroal gots no life here, anyways there's goes my life down with him. fyl learn tooooo reeeeeead lol
rawrtastyc 0
23, looks like he's sneezing xD
ohthebloodygore 16
37, and you post photos that aren't you. Nice try. Use someone less known and by the way if you are going to pretend to be her, keep up with her hair! It's now black.
Shookitup 0
Ha nice 92 XD
remy3106 10
who is she supposed to be?
Relys 0
hah slow reader"
6ixtynin9 2
people can't mutitask who ever heard of walking and reading at the same time. ydi for doing the impossible 0.o
imonaboat79 2
stairs can be sneaky, best to avoid them whenever possible.