swag huh?
Para?aque, Philippines
Today, I went on a blind date. As I waited for him in a pet-friendly mall, my friend said, "He's eccentric and has swag!" I didn't exactly know what she meant until I met him. He arrived with a miniature horse with a light pink coat and puffy fuchsia mane and tail. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Pinkie Pie! You’ve found yourself a Brony! If you’re a Pegasister, you might have a whole brood of little ponies someday.!
bluhbluhbluh 14
On the bright side, I'm sure you'd never be bored with a guy like that.
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RichardPencil 32
Pinkie Pie! You’ve found yourself a Brony! If you’re a Pegasister, you might have a whole brood of little ponies someday.!
real life problems 26
Now that's a majestic entrance.
julfunky 29
Uh, that sounds awesome. No FML here.
bluhbluhbluh 14
On the bright side, I'm sure you'd never be bored with a guy like that.
Emma Marshall 19
I don't see the problem...? 🤔
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
take her to the zoo under the impression its a blind date then simply take your pick
lifeis4me 20
Once she said “swag” you should’ve known something would be wrong with him
blightsight 10
Did the horse have blue and yellow balloons painted on its rump?
bobsanction 18
If anything, F his L because you obviously don't appreciate the awesome things in life.
wanted_2_want 40
Seems like the horse is having an identity crisis and wanted to become a pink unicorn Now if the guy was wearing the pink coat and the mane then he’s looking for a boyfriend not a GF.