Health, Medication and Painful: Ouch - FML

Ouch

By Anonymous - 30/06/2026 03:00 - United States - Warren

Today, my physical therapist finally conceded and concluded that every pain that I've been having in my hips is nerve pain and that over the counter painkillers won't help with that. What will? Nothing that's over the counter, so I'm going to have to figure out ways to deal with this nerve pain. FML

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DLBL 21

Tuesday 30 June 2026 12:43

OR, see a doctor and get a prescription pain med. People do it. It's OK. You have real pain.

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DLBL 21

Tuesday 30 June 2026 12:43

OR, see a doctor and get a prescription pain med. People do it. It's OK. You have real pain.

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