Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML
Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML
Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
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nomadxx7 0
Gave ya a FML and a YDI Either he wasn't upfront about being with someone - FYL or He did tell you and frankly didn't care - YDI
itsme88 0
Have to agree with #1, though either way it sucks.
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shadow_moses 0
if you knew he had a GF then you are a downright ****. **** bitches like you,
TryToBeKind 0
I can't tell if you deserved that or not, it depends on whether or not you KNEW he had a girlfriend. He could have easily lied and said she was a female roommate, a relative, or he could have said he enjoyed wearing women's clothing. OR, maybe she didn't live with him at all.
Marysenjo 0
i hope you DIDN'T know he already had a girlfried, cause i'd like to show you some sympathy. if you knew - ****.
arcangel81 0
thats what you get...****...
lth44 0
Yeah im torn, if you knew than thats shady but if you didn't then the guys a jerk...
glockjaw 0
I think she knew because her and the guy have been sleeping together for a while as it says. So that means you're a ****. Stop being a bitch and trying to ruin people's relationship. If you didn't know, then you're as retarded as you would be slutty because you've been sleeping with him for a while and didn't know he had a girlfriend. Its not hard to figure that shit out when we have myspace, facebook, and not to mention i'm sure she had some shit of hers in his apartment.
xTheBasicFlawx 0
Wow. that's awful. If you didn't know...well, be more careful in the future. if you knew he had a girl...you are LOW. that's not cool. i have absolutely NO sympathy for the "other woman," having been cheated on several times myself. I feel bad for that girl. I'd do more than tell you to get the **** out, in her place.
lolurlifesux 0
ew ur gross.
jojosalami 0
If I were the girlfriend, I would've thrown you out WITHOUT your clothes. Be thankful.
4percent 0
#62! totally agree. I would do the same thing... Id make sure half of her hair is gone too...