Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML
Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML
Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
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nomadxx7 0
Gave ya a FML and a YDI Either he wasn't upfront about being with someone - FYL or He did tell you and frankly didn't care - YDI
itsme88 0
Have to agree with #1, though either way it sucks.
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chronlogical 0
you're a big *****. #18 is brilliant, everyone should read that comment and realize who should have been posting this story as a FML. "Today i posted an FML on this site and got called a ***** instead of getting sympathy i dont deserve. FML."
nakgxf 0
This FML would be 100% better if it was written by a guy.
Envy_fml 0
As someone who was sleeping with a boy in a hostel for a week before I found out he had a girlfriend back home, I definitely sympathise. Look on the bright side, at least you don't need to keep living with him for a week afterwards. =P ...Unless, of course, you knew about the girlfriend ahead of time, in which case YDI and I'm taking my vote back.
NorfolkDude 2
Do you like this guy? If so, then you're going to have to establish your dominance with this other woman. To do this, it requires a swift **** punt, followed by squeezing the dude's balls with your left hand, while with your right hand bend all your fingers inward except your index finger like an arrow and say, "This is MINE!! MINE ***** and YOU leave!"
jayhawk63 0
FLOOZY!
_X_tOxIC_gLOsS_X 1
Defiantly have to agree with number one. Can't say if you deserved it or your life is ******. Either way, sucks to be in that situation.
gleidu77 0
even if she didn't know, this is a horrible fml. you are looking for sympathy because you got caught sleeping with someone else's boyfriend? how do you think SHE feels?!
King_of_Kings 3
Kinky and Hot
burdenofaday 0
@#36: Maybe his girlfriend was the only one who called herself his girlfriend. :P
Gringo_fml 0
Very nice =]