Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML
Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML
Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
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nomadxx7 0
Gave ya a FML and a YDI Either he wasn't upfront about being with someone - FYL or He did tell you and frankly didn't care - YDI
itsme88 0
Have to agree with #1, though either way it sucks.
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Ambahh737 0
maybe you should stop sleeping around. problem solved.
Anonymus101 4
Or she didn't know he had a girlfriend and slept with a boy she really liked. I don't think she would post on FML if she knew he had a girlfriend.
pinkdaisy 0
i agree wiht # 1, it all really does depend on wether or not you knew if he had another girl
lym777 0
Wow. People sure are quick to call a woman a ***** and a *****. Seriously, the onus is on the boyfriend to be faithful to his partner. He could have hidden the fact that he had a girlfriend, he could have pretended he had an open relationship, whatever. At the end of the day, it is HIS responsibility to not cheat; it is not up to the women of the world to police him. #76 "if your the bitch whos sleeping with a taken guy, your as much as fault and maybe even more because you should know better." No. Just no. The person who's cheating is always the most at fault. Period. They're the one committing the infidelity; they're the one who's ultimately responsible for hurting their partner. It is in no way justified because "tons of guys cheat." It is the responsibility of people in a monogamous relationship to remain faithful to one another; it is not the responsibility of the rest of the world.
pinkdaisy 0
#88 i agree very very much!
mistress_friday 0
Props to no. 88!
delphina 0
88 is so right. The "other girl" has made no commitment to the girlfriend. It may be a shitty personality quality, but in the end, it is the boyfriend that is the asshole. Who knows what he could have told the other woman? Usually it's something like, "we're breaking up soon," or "she's so mean to me." They make you feel bad for them. You guys all act so high and mighty as if you've never ****** up in your life. Just chill out. You have no idea what the situation is.
babydoll86_fml 0
I clicked both, cos it depends on whether you knew he had a girlfriend. If he kept it from you, FYL. If you knew and slept with him anyway, YDI.
thisisnotmyname 0
Why did this girl treat YOU like the bad person? (I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt, here, and saying that you didn't know he had a girl) HE'S the one that's cheating.
shoegal808 0
if you didn't know he had a girflriend then that sucks, and it is FYL. but im guessing you did know because you said he's a boy you've been sleeping with. not a boy you're in a relationship. so..if that's the case, then good on the GF! if it were me, i wouldn't kicked you out butt-naked! those clothes of yours would be thrown out the window =) but also, that guy sounds like an asshole. so i'd also be kicking him out butt-naked too.