Today, my mother and I went to lunch and there is a really cute waiter that works at the diner. I requested him to wait on us like I sometimes do. While we were waiting to be seated, I heard one waiter say to the cute one, "Ya, the creepy one is back, and this time she brought her mom!" FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML
Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my mother, where the waiter complimented my "wife". I'm not 18, and she's over 40. FML
Today, while serving at my restaurant, a mother acted as a wing-woman for her son by insisting I read a note he'd written, asking for my number. I had to awkwardly reject the guy in front of his entire family, before having to keep serving them for another hour. FML
Today, I went out with my mom to a restaurant. We were sitting down to eat, and a waitress walks over to our table and asks, "How are you ladies doing tonight?" It really was a nice thing to ask, for my mom. As for me, being a man, not so much. FML
Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
hpnerd 0
Yeah.. requesting the cute waiter is creepy. YDI.
hawaiianxpunchx3 0
well dont make it so obvious and act like a creeper.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (143)
Serial 2
at least he notices you
munchly 17
yeah so stop being creepy
killjoy64 4
lol
CloudKumo 12
You know, if you like a comment you could just, you know, LIKE it?
hawaiianxpunchx3 0
well dont make it so obvious and act like a creeper.
hpnerd 0
Yeah.. requesting the cute waiter is creepy. YDI.
cyberhoy 3
STOP STARRING
brewer3800 5
*staring
bdroney123 0
aw.. that's too bad
Alhan_fml 0
Are you joking? No it's not, it just shows that OP sits in diners just to stalk waiters.
mf_fml 0
creepy people are awesome.
alex_vik 1
Wow, you must be creepy.
Ron_fml 0
@ #4 wrong FML
uj_fml 4
hes just speaking his mind you werent doing anything wrong tho, i would be flattered to have a customer who requests me every time
Boudica 0
WTF requests waiters in this age? I can see him getting creeped out. Maybe if you left a bigger TIP....