ELK
Today, having played golf for 15 years, I had my first hole in one. I was playing by myself. There were no witnesses. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
wtf
United States
Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML
Anonymous
Lusby, United States
Today, my boss made me play golf with some executives of a company we're hoping to secure a business deal with, despite me having no golf training. My first swing ended up with me being rushed to the hospital. FML
Sammy
United States
Today, I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. My husband, the father of the baby, got a birdie on the golf course at the exact same time. FML
Chris
Swindon, United Kingdom
Prank you back
Today, I thought it would be funny to take an airhorn to a golf course and blow it while people were teeing off. It was very funny, until I blew the horn during some guy's backswing and his ball was shanked in my direction and hit me in the head. FML
Anonymous
Lee Trevi-not
Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML
Jacquelinez
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML
Dingbat
Quarryville, United States
Today, I started playing softball again in a league after not playing for about 5 years. My very first time at the bat I whacked a foul ball into the parking lot and hit my own car. FML
deerslayer559
GGs
Today, while playing golf, I hit my ball near some tall grass along the edge of the water. Unbeknownst to me, there was an alligator hiding in the grass. He growled at me during my shot, causing me to put the ball directly into the pond. Alligator: 1 Me: 0. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying to do a fancy jumping high five. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Portland, United States
Gooooooooooal!
Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML
Top comments
JasonThorn 23
I know you don't have bragging rights, but HOLE IN ONE, MAN! You know you accomplished it.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Look, man, you caddied yourself, played with yourself, and still got a hole-in-one. You deserve kudos today.
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JasonThorn 23
I know you don't have bragging rights, but HOLE IN ONE, MAN! You know you accomplished it.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Look, man, you caddied yourself, played with yourself, and still got a hole-in-one. You deserve kudos today.
Mal2003 17
He played himself by playing by himself.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Go to the next restaurant and treat yourself to something then. You deserve it. You made your first hole in one after all...
RichardPencil 32
There’s a tradition that when you get a hole-in-one, you buy a round of drinks for everyone at the clubhouse. Do that and everyone there will believe you really did it!
RichardPencil 32
They always warned you to not play with yourself.
Charlie Given 28
Congrats man and keep it going u'll eventually get a witness to one,my grandfather claimed to have had at least a dozen in his life but only 7 were witnessed in his 50 some yrs of playing.
Voracity1 2
I'm sorry that you need validation by other people to feel accomplishment for something you did all by yourself
chubbear 14
I'm sorry you feel the need to comment stuff like this in attempt to make someone feel bad because you're that insecure.
Lalala579121 28
If an OP gets a hole in one in the forest, but nobody is around to witness it, does it make a sound?
interesting33 37
this genuinely made me laugh
chris_lillo 15
I don't believe it until I see it!