WellOops
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Karly
🌶️ Spicy
Snooze fest
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
chelse_elyce
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Cramped
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
justgreat
Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
dom
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Anonymous
Bury, United Kingdom
Supportive
Today, I was involved in a car crash. When I told him, my boyfriend was more interested in what he was going to have for lunch. FML
anon
Gilroy, United States
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
emm
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Damn
Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML
neckcrack
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
dream_girl_3
United States
Enabling
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Sean
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was crossing a street, a car hit me and broke two of my ribs. The driver was too busy paying attention to his girlfriend who was giving him a blowjob from the passenger seat. I could see the look of ecstasy on his face as he rammed into me and drove off without noticing. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Unwritten life rule #306 - Don't do stupid shit in a moving vehicle, you dumb ****.
interesting33 37
You were totally distracting him and endangering your lives and others by doing that. He might have has his eyes on the road but the stimulus of that would make it hard to concentrate. You both deserve it in my opinion and I'm glad no one was hurt.
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Comments (57)
Nej1988 6
Hopefully this will stop my husband asking me to do this. But he will probably say it will never happen to us, and keep trying anyway.
tigger3370 21
Was it a head on collision?
BeefyQueefy 14
From a cyclist who has been hit many times diue to people not focusing, **** you. Seriously, you are driving a 2000lb hunk of metal and you don't think that's worth paying attention. You deserve to be hit by a car
Andrew Hollis 3
I have but two questions... did he finish?...was his unit injured during the crash
Charlie Given 28
Well aren't u a moron I hope ya didn't hurt his shifter, or worse have his shifter or the car's impale you or break your neck on steering wheel or flung thu a window and that's only afew that I've read about Daaaa use ur head before ya lose it!!!
Siobhán Joanne Weiss-Donnelly 10
That was stupid and irresponsible of both of you. Do you realize that you could have killed someone or yourselves? You should both have your licenses revoked until you can be more responsible.
Mungolikecandy 19
He is lucky it was not bitten off.
chosha_fml 27
Well obviously. What did you expect?
wHSKitty 11
This is why you don’t do things like that whilst driving... idiots.
Fickle 6
Hopefully next time you do something foolish like that, I hope karma kicks in. If you are dumb enough to post on here looking for sympathy you severely need to GROW UP. Let’s try and remember while in a vehicle you are responsible for others safety as well.
Nadine 21
Didn't karma kinda already kick in if they got into an accident? lol