dinkley7
Hopefully…
Today, I was told to go fuck myself twice because I asked people to wear masks. Only a month and a half of this left. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Denial
Today, I got told repeatedly to "stay in my lane" by a woman in her 40s. Why? Because I politely asked her if she had a mask when she entered the retail store I work in. Our policy is that everyone must wear a face mask in the store at all times. One hour down, 8 more to go. FML
SilverRaven77
Backwards world
Today, I was fired from my job for wearing a mask. The manager said I must have Covid, since I was the only one wearing a mask and following state mandated orders. I told him, "I'll see you in court!" FML
xen
Catch 22
Today, while in a crowded store, someone tore my mask off my face and ran away. Then before I could run after them, I got stopped and screamed at for not wearing a mask. FML
Anonymous
Ebersbach, Germany
Do as I say…
Today, I was admonished by a supermarket cashier because my mask had slipped below my nose. So had hers, actually. FML
jessie
Free speech
Today, for about the tenth time this month, I opened my mouth and was immediately told to, “Shut the fuck up” before I'd actually said anything. FML
Sonja
Den Haag, Netherlands
Lonely, so lonely
Today, I would’ve been allowed to return to work after recovering from an accident two months prior. Yesterday, I had to start self-isolating after having gotten infected with Covid at one of my mandatory store trips. FML
Foxy17
Never engage with psychos
Today, in a convenience store, I asked a girl who wasn't wearing her mask and not keeping her distance to step away. After telling me to fuck off, she put her mask on, went to the teenage manager and said I was harassing her. Even after hearing my side of the story, I was asked to leave. Turns out it was his girlfriend. FML
SailorVenus93
Be reasonable, people
Today, at work, I was told at the beginning of my shift that we would be enforcing a 4-item limit on hand sanitizer, toilet paper, etc. Not even 20 minutes later, I had 2 customers bitch me out. This is going to be a long shift, if not year. FML
tlowbrim
We live in a society
Today, I'm working retail where masks are mandatory. A gentleman comes in with his mask below his chin. I politely say, "Hey dude, if you’re gonna shop here I'm going to need you to keep that mask on properly", to which he replies, "Fuck you, you stupid little bitch." FML
Andrew Dutch Beebe
Today, I was told not to show up for work, after I showed up for work. FML
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Dumbum123 19
Don't let the arseholes off this world get you, dude. It's up to them if they want to get infected and **** 'em if wanna infect anyone else. You can't fight stupid so don't even try.
Advance 57
Sadly, the less people wear mask, the longer we'll all have to do it.
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Dumbum123 19
Don't let the arseholes off this world get you, dude. It's up to them if they want to get infected and **** 'em if wanna infect anyone else. You can't fight stupid so don't even try.
RichardPencil 32
Go **** yourself! I always wear a mask in indoor public places, but I just felt like joining in on the fun.
core01 30
Maybe if we change "Go **** yourself" to the official greeting then OP won't feel so bad. Go **** yourself! Go ****, yourself! Go, **** yourself!
And1 12
Tell them they need to wear masks to protect the mirrors and the children! Bunch of morons.
Advance 57
Sadly, the less people wear mask, the longer we'll all have to do it.