WellOops
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Karly
🌶️ Spicy
Snooze fest
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
chelse_elyce
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Cramped
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
justgreat
Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
dom
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Anonymous
Bury, United Kingdom
Supportive
Today, I was involved in a car crash. When I told him, my boyfriend was more interested in what he was going to have for lunch. FML
anon
Gilroy, United States
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
emm
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Damn
Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML
neckcrack
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
dream_girl_3
United States
Enabling
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Sean
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was crossing a street, a car hit me and broke two of my ribs. The driver was too busy paying attention to his girlfriend who was giving him a blowjob from the passenger seat. I could see the look of ecstasy on his face as he rammed into me and drove off without noticing. FML
Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Unwritten life rule #306 - Don't do stupid shit in a moving vehicle, you dumb ****.
interesting33 37
You were totally distracting him and endangering your lives and others by doing that. He might have has his eyes on the road but the stimulus of that would make it hard to concentrate. You both deserve it in my opinion and I'm glad no one was hurt.
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Comments (57)
OrySoma 11
say goodbye to that gag reflex
alien236 8
I hope the car is beyond repair, since he clearly doesn't have a sufficient number of brain cells to operate it without killing somebody.
yugi433 9
Everyone being a dick about the road head are people who don't get roadhead
wHSKitty 11
Like you get any? Dumb ****.
julfunky 29
Or people with common sense.
wHSKitty 11
Everyone who’s saying YDI on this are all justified. Tell your boyfriend - and maybe even yourself, since you apparently don’t have a usable brain, either - to GTFOff the road while you still can.
1gullible_bugger 34
Served you right!
ProperPengTing 15
Shouldve waited for the bells 🤣🤣🚮🚮
Xavier K. Valdez 8
Damn, another job well done... lol