Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend that since I lost my job I can't afford a Christmas present for him, or anyone. He said trying anal would be fine. FML
Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, because it was our first Christmas as a couple, I was careful to get my girlfriend what I considered to be a very thoughtful gift. She opened it, took one look at it, made a face like I'd just kicked a puppy, and told me that in future it would be better if I just gave her money so she could buy her own presents. FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me his Christmas gift to me was custom made. I told my parents in excitement, thinking it could possibly be a ring. Half an hour later he told me what it was; a molded dildo of his penis. It's going to be an awkward conversation with my parents when they ask what I got. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
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Top comments
sorryheadphones 26
Well is it something you can afford?
Pink185054 16
Well...that's gonna be a pain in the ass
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Comments (118)
thebryceinator 5
I did this to my gf too.
born_hustla 26
How much is that gonna cost?
Unikorni 3
So, get a strap on and give him what he wants.
Shade1982 21
That's exactly what I was thinking too :P.
Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5
give it to him.
Just_a_student 2
I don't see the problem? If you're super against it then just don't do it but if it's something you're willing to do i think asking for sex as a present is sweet. No money spent, he just wants you.
SalukiRod 5
You simply must be more specific with this guy going forward. I can see him answering the same no matter what you ask him in the future.
joyboy390 12
Next time you might want to think a little harder before you put the offer out there lol. You did say anything you could afford so technically by the law of christmas gift giving now that you stated anything you can afford you have to follow through.
spline_fml 2
Well, just treat him: give him anal! You can probably afford a strap-on *****, can't you?
gloriousjohnson 3
there is no greater gift than anal sex on jesus' birthday, if you disagree then you are wrong
VinnieH 4
Get a strap-on and give him what he wants !