Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded. It came from his car bumping up and down while we drove down a pot-holed road. FML
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
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meanie_monday 0
Dump the guy, date the bike. Problem solved ;)
anger18 0
it seems that's his FML rather than yours lol
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Comments (164)
AdvocataDiaboli 0
He apparently hasn't been trying THAT hard if he hasn't gone out and bought a vibrator, which (now obviously) works for you.
DemonicAngel151 0
O.o! o k wow thats.....just wow
SaphireScorpion 0
And you haven't managed to take the reins and show him how in 3 years? YDI
Maddoctor 10
Speaking from experience, that still doesn't always work. It's an FML all the way.
Oxnard 0
I've masturbated on a bike twice, and I'm a guy. But it takes longer to do than anything.
maddog_fml 0
Congrats, nasty freak!
kellster 2
Buy a vibrator and use it with your bf!! Three years, and you hadn't thought of that yet???
mangotreats 2
let him use your vibrator on you during sex
Trumple 0
Oh thats such an FYL???????????
all_the_same 0
its actually completly normal. over 70% of women can not ogasm from intercourse alone. ive been with my boyfriend for a year and have never orgasmed. Lately ive been getting more into sex and have been willing to try new things and tell him what i like and it has made sex so much better. you should try it too
letitbe56 0
She Comes First by Ian Kerner. Get a guy friend of his to recommend it to him if it would be awkward or he would be offended if you did it yourself.
kateygirl16 0
I'm 16 years old, have been dating my bf for 3 months, and he's given me an ****** everytime he fingers me... Maybe you're just talking about sex?
dancin303 0
fingering isnt sex if it doesnt break the hymen so therefore she is a virgin
waterynuggets 0
The hymen is NOT proof of virginity or lack thereof. The hymen can break when exercising for example, and IIRC some women are born without hymens. So you fail. Virginity is also a social construct and a personal decision as to when it's "gone."
tech42er 0
When did she say she was a virgin?