Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded. It came from his car bumping up and down while we drove down a pot-holed road. FML
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
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meanie_monday 0
Dump the guy, date the bike. Problem solved ;)
anger18 0
it seems that's his FML rather than yours lol
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Comments (164)
mijzelffan 0
then you're probably gay
RustedMetal 0
HAHA.
dynamics_xx 0
Aw, I'm sorry bby. Ignore the people saying ew or whatever. I can very easily see how the bike could stimulate your clit like that. Try new positions with him and see how you can replicate that stimulation. Best of luck (:
no1askdu 5
looks like u need to buy a street bike
CDub7888 0
SHH! No! All of us guys will be replaced by street bikes!
rosalie8787 0
It's hard for guys to get a girl off. I recommend you go and buy one of the "bullet" vibrators, they work wonders, especially if just the vibrations from the bike got you off!
markssh 0
It takes two to tango. This one girl I've been with several times, she can't get off unless I rub her during/after. I couldn't even get her off by going down on her -- and yes, I know how do it right. Other girls, I have no issues getting them off with sex/going down on them. Every girl is different. Overly broad sweeping generalizations are bad.
masquerade08 0
Some girls just find it awkward when you go down on them... I find it awkward. What's worse is it's been a turn on for a good portion of the guys I've dated. Having a head between my legs is awkward. But it does prove one important fact that has been a question in the mind of nearly everyone I've met. I am not a lesbian.
tech42er 0
#119 Well, you could tell them you don't like it if it really doesn't do anything for you. Sure, a lot of guys don't mind going down on girls, but it's usually because we think it gets them really aroused, not because we love the taste. If it's not working for you, ask them just to finger you, or try some other foreplay.
OrgasmicTactic 0
Well if you love your boyfriend, you shouldn't care if he can't pleasure you and just stay with him. But if you love sex and all that, I agree with #3, and date the bike. ;)
xTIGERxLILYx 0
NO WAY!!! Sweetheart, if your boyfriend can't get you off then there's a problem. Just cuz you love someone does NOT mean you should just give up your own pleasure while your boyfriend's having the time of his life. If boytoy can cum, then so can you. DO NOT SETTLE.
mangotreats 2
that's ridiculous #32. not all women are touch and go. hell, some can't even get themselves off. jeez she said he's TRYING. it's not like he's a selfish lover...these things take time with trial and error. starting from square one with someone else might be a really stupid move
mcsnelly 5
Yeah, I kind of agree with it being a problem if the bf wasn't trying to please her at all and just thinking of himself, but OP said he's tried really hard. And it's actually really hard for some women to not ******. In fact, it's really not uncommon for some to hardly ever have orgasms. OP: At least you found something that works for ya?
UpYourself 0
Ok seriously you're screwed in the head, to be perfectly honest I've been with my gf for over a year and I've never cum inside her, so 1, it goes for guys and girls and 2, if you leave someone just because the sex isn't good then you must be pretty shitty at relationships
honda1 0
What kind of bike is it? I might have to trade up!
elizabethan11 0
Good to know that other girls have had this experience! (See the one about the girl who had the big O behind her dad...embarassing!) I find that washboarded dirt roads'll do it to me. (Although I'm glad the BF can do it himself as well!)
LesYeuxDeDario 0
Fhis life for having a microdick Awesome day for you cuz you finally got an ****** ! yuhuu ! lets party !
nomadxx7 0
You realize that only about 3% of the entire male population has microdick. The others are an average 6". Way to make assumptions when studies have shown a high amount of women don't even realize what an ****** feels like since they've never had one (that's why they say the female ****** is a myth)
lswav992 0
do you realize that only 25% of women ****** when having sex on a regular basis with the same partner....doesn't matter on the guy's size...some girls just don't ****** very easily or much at all for that matter... back to commenting in general...as many people have said there are things you can do that might help if you experiment with them...and if nothing else...you do love him right, and not everything is about sex and as a side note...shame on all you people who say dump him...relationships based purley on sex don't last, and although it seems some of you may not agree, there are better, more rewarding things in a loving relationship than just having an ****** during sex
mrhahn530 0
drive to the store (maybe even on the sport bike), buy a vibrator, give it to him, tell him to use it on you. Problem solved.
Roto13 0
Well, be happy you had an ******, I guess. He tries so hard, bless his heart.