Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded. It came from his car bumping up and down while we drove down a pot-holed road. FML
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
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meanie_monday 0
Dump the guy, date the bike. Problem solved ;)
anger18 0
it seems that's his FML rather than yours lol
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Comments (164)
SonjaJay 0
I suggest ridding the bike more often
hecallsmedarlin 7
Just have sex with him on his bike. That way he can feel like he was the one who accomplished his goal without you having to shoot down his manhood. Problem solved :)
imperialtl 12
Well at least you know which has the better ride when you need one.
SeiferAlmas 4
I was going to say something scientific, but then I realized this is from New Jersey.
RaveBlade 4
So does that count as cheating?
BostonBear 33
At least he tries to give you one instead of not bothering to try
gay_flavored_cx 16
I heard a radio broadcast about this in Mexico. It was talking about how women loved excercise because it gave them orgasms
justinoCardenas 2
hahahahahah
josh755 0
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taintedtruffle 42
soooo looks like I need to invest in a dirt bike eh?