Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, my brother thought it’d be a hilarious prank to put Super Glue in my hair extension glue. I didn’t notice until after the first couple of rows. FML
Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML
Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML
Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML
Today, as a broke 19-year-old college student, I thought I could save money by cutting my own hair before a presentation. I did one side fine, got distracted and somehow made the other side two inches shorter. I spent the whole class angling my head like I had a neck injury. FML
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Top comments
zotler 5
Well if that's not cute, I don't know what is!
Pandacupcakelove 26
Playing with your hair is not cute unless you're five years old and actually shy... YDI.
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Comments (93)
zotler 5
Well if that's not cute, I don't know what is!
blaackandprouud 20
That has happened to me a billion times. Not the being cute part. The extension part. Damn braids, a slight tug on the right braid and BAM.
iLOLatURpain69 7
At least you didnt pull it all off...
westcoastkp 13
YDI for wearing hair extensions, be natural..
dominic1221 6
Lol, desperate for a reason to say YDI, I see. How about this one, it follows the same logic: YDI for wearing clothes and living in a house and using modern technology - be natural.
36591951 9
Go bald. It the solutions to the worlds problems.
slurshies 11
Today, while trying to be cute.. YDI. I didn't even have to finish reading it
westcoastkp 13
Dominic your comment was so rude and unnecessary . you know exactly what I mean
patrickalamo 48
Knappy
bteundeadmidget 5
You still deserved it.
AceArctic 4
113 - Aww, did he hurt your feelers?
deBlobX 12
Obviously not your face
luckylea24 7
Adorable.
astoryofroses 9
Oh sweetie, ripping hair out isn't playing, it probably made you looked stressed or something
everydayFML2121 5
Is it bad that immediately assumed op was black?
Person1233 13
Oh I get it. It's funny because the robot, he doesn't have any arms!
RetardedPotato 6
Holy crap I know you, Person1233. I'm 100thninja.
tehcyberman 9
What the hell?
misvenus000 4
Wat?
MrPlopper 9
No comprendo
Sawarski 13
I thought you would say it was funny because the robot doesn't have any hair, but you got me baffled when you took it to no arms.
fuzz97 23
STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE
THE_A_TEEN 28
Does this have any relation to the actual FML or is this "Post idiotic shit" day?
fuzz97 23
It's a reference to a rather obscure claymation video. I seem to be the only one who knows this
THE_A_TEEN 28
Well, being obscure is the reason why they're getting thumbed down to hell. The comment looked random and out of place.
zaynismylove 2
what the ****?
fuzz97 23
STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE
newburton13 26
This isn't a real FML.
crankawank 19
Holy balls, not this again.
blaackandprouud 20
Just shut up man.
Person1233 13
Don't underestimate the emotional trauma of everyday embarrassment.
THE_A_TEEN 28
It's not a real FML? *Checks webpage and looks at anecdote for any signs of matrix-est reality* Um, yeah it's real. It's staring at me from my phone screen.
Kaykay2565 9
*cute,cute* *pull* Owwww!!! Oh shit!!
NuTrees 9
Lol had to be tuggin pretty hard. Remember it's fake ladies and gentlemen, you can't tugg on the weave
alycion 39
Don't have to pull all that hard depending. I put extensions in for a bit just to add some odd colors without dealing with the bleach first. They came out just from brushing at times. Depends on how long they were in for it seems.
genericfmluser 17
@84 Clip is slip really easy if you have fine hair.
katiedoll6 7
Today this girl was flirting with me and twisting her hair then a big chunk came out fml!!!!!!
RetardedPotato 6
Well YDI.
Zomg_Okay 27
Well, there's a button for that.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Give him a break, he's a potato. A really retarded potato, to be exact.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Playing with your hair is not cute unless you're five years old and actually shy... YDI.
xoconnie 8
Yeah OP, quit trying so hard and just be yourself!
jasonstackhouse 10
Many girls are shy? Low selfesteem?
Pandacupcakelove 26
87- I know that, I happen to be one myself... But OP is obviously not shy, since she was trying to be cute.
R3TROxLOV3 32
That's not true. I twirl my hair around my fingers when I'm bored, nervous, thinking or embarrassed about something, and the last 3 guys I dated said that the hair thing is what drew them in because they thought it was cute. If you're doing it out of habit, then it can be cute, but if you're doing it in attempt to look cute, then sometimes it comes off as too obvious.
Pandacupcakelove 26
93- exactly! That's what I meant. I do it out of habbit sometimes too, but I try not to, cause it looks so stupid when i do it... But when you do it to look cute it just looks like you're trying too hard.
fmlnik 5
Actually I find it attractive
AceArctic 4
103 - Of course you do it out of habbit! It would be pretty hard to twirl your hair in a habbit.
rainbowkissies 14
obviously she wasnt playing with HER hair, because it was an extension.
Pandacupcakelove 26
148- What the hell do you know, you're a guy! Bet you don't even have long hair! -.- No, it's not that "hard".
mikuxxhatsune 32
If its a habit then its cute. If it isn't you could probably screw up or look like you are trying too hard.
bighomie206 0
Weaves gone wild!!
ohSNAPyall 27
Tumbleweave.
allard 14
Weave gotta get outta this place.
brackaman 18
Op's gonna have trouble weaving her way out of this one..
onlychildFTW 34
YDI for playing with your extensions and not realizing that they come out easier then real hair. Maybe grow your hair longer OP, then you want have to worry anymore or waste your money on extensions! Playing with your hair is only cute if you are a shy girl. So if you are cute. If your not, try to look shy!
Sawarski 13
Everyone forgets things every once in a while. Also, for the whole, "playing with your hair is cute only if your a shy girl" thats just a load of crap. When I see a girl playing with their hair I think it's adorable no matter what. No points for you sir.
TriflingAllDay 6
Sawarski I am curious, why is it cute if a girl plays with her hair.
Mauskau 36
Maybe op is growing her hair but like me, it grows slowly. The longer parts take longer to grow due to split ends and being damaged and you have to get those cut off. So when I've gotten my hair to the almost desired length, a bunch of split ends appear that are extremely unattractive and make me hate my hair so I get them cut off. There goes another inch or two! Extensions also help to hide a bad haircut.
JoeRogansBEARD 15
The last your should be a you're
Sawarski 13
59 Curiosity killed the cat I don't think you want to follow his path. 81 I apologize for my grammatical blunder and I appreciate the correction.
iloveandy143 7
I've gotten extensions before because I really like long hair. I do think they're somewhat tacky and definitely too expensive but for my whole life my hair has never been able to grow past the same point, which is only a few inches past my shoulders:(
AClassActx3 7
Whats wrong with extensions? I dont have them but if i decided one day.. Big woop
genericfmluser 17
@72 I agree, I went threw a crazy and got a mohawk so when I went job hunting I had clippins. Looked great.
wegetrz 14
72- Actually hair grows from the scalp so cutting split ends does absolutely nothing to increase growth. It only improves the appearance..
DocBastard 40
Well that's a hair-raising problem! I'm sure he was so amused that it's a lock he'll ask you out now. Make sure you wear a nice tress on your date.
tehcyberman 9
Why are you thumbing this down, guys? these are some good play on words.
itssosparkly 21
Though this may seem like a hairy situation, a brush of bad luck never hurt anyone.
NOOBSQUAD 0
Hey tehcyberman stop trying to suck his ****, and you smell like shit from all the brown nosing you've been doing:)