Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded. It came from his car bumping up and down while we drove down a pot-holed road. FML
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
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meanie_monday 0
Dump the guy, date the bike. Problem solved ;)
anger18 0
it seems that's his FML rather than yours lol
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Comments (164)
dead_man_fml 0
people are really really weird... get a virbrator or something.
beertime36 0
Hey, then tell your bf how to give you an ******. Relax and tell him. 2 years is a long time. No wonder you ******'d on the bike.
ithedarkknight 0
lol dude if your boyfriend dont know how to work it... lol ill do it for you just come by my house let me get you off then he can come pick you up...
wellchit 0
3 years?! 3 YEARS?!?!?! whats his problem? I mean seriously, its not that hard, especially if he's been with you for 3 years you think he would have learned a few things by now, why don't you back him your @$@#! and show him how it works
rayzerwolf 0
your doing it wrong lol
igraine 0
Get a vibrator and use it with your boyfriend! Think of it as an opportunity rather than an FML, haha.
FreeLevi 0
oooooOoOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOh the vibration
xFenix81x 0
That is a red flag saying " find a man who can please you." Sex isnt everything in a relationship, but it is damn well a big part.
christopherlove 0
Takes different things to please different women. It sounds like you now have a better idea what helps. Get a vibrator, learn to make yourself cum with it, then teach your BF to do the same. It's that simple. We're not magicians.
KittenOnAcid 1
didnt i hear this story last week??
elizabethan11 0
Yes, the girl who was riding behind her dad when she came.