hitintheeye
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
bootyislife
Lynnwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hidden
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
Anonymous
Westerville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Anonymous
Aurora, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
man
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
BOO!
🌶️ Spicy
Stuff
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
justgreat
Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
PlayTag
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
Janitoro
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Double-edged sword
Today, I was blessed with a girlfriend who loves giving blowjobs. And cursed with a girlfriend who is also somehow really bad at them. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
John Coltrane
Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML
Top comments
Mr25_fml 14
come prepared
LeoF_fml 0
Haha, too big of a load to handle?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (209)
thrillawang 0
oh. no. next is saran wrap in her mouth. YOU NEED TO STOP THIS NOW!
FYLDeep 26
It's easier to aim a rifle than a pistol. She just didn't trust that you would hit your target with your 3 inch dick. Sorry if this was too mean, I just thought it was funny.
crushedone 7
Too bad no one else does.
FYLDeep 26
I get it. People with tiny dicks are too insecure to take a joke. That's why they drive around in 4 wheel drive twat tanks.
ikickgingers 15
64 - rocking the mullet. Party in the back... Business in the front. Lloksjdjdksllalalslsls welcome to 2011 chode nozzle.
ikickgingers 15
touché...
Ghetto_Dear 3
Well it isn't funny..
ikickgingers 15
^^ ($))$)!/!:&&:!: you ($/$!:.77838/!!/!:hsjjsn!!!
DallasMavs 3
Damn, shes ahead of the game.
RaquelW 7
"I'm going in!"
CryMoreFMLs 15
Cover me Porkins!
Craggy 2
I sure wish you were!
psearchery 0
and imma go hard
Craggy 2
Dont be a dick a joke is a joke.
kodinbug 2
Hahahahahaha she's awesome
Arxikist 3
Safe sex kids, safe sex.
pottymouthpanda 0
Safety First! :)
BiGaL12343 7
Hard to look hot with goggles on, but I jizzed into my girlfriends eye once and she was in a lot of pain for a good few hours so it's fair really!
monster_tamer 11
My understanding is the semen in eyes is a painful combination. Perhaps she doesn't want to worry about that happening? Seems perfectly reasonable.. minus the un-sexiness of it.
sandergtf 4
if she swallowed she wudnt have this problem...