hitintheeye
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
bootyislife
Lynnwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hidden
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
Anonymous
Westerville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Anonymous
Aurora, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
man
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
BOO!
🌶️ Spicy
Stuff
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
justgreat
Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
PlayTag
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
Janitoro
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Double-edged sword
Today, I was blessed with a girlfriend who loves giving blowjobs. And cursed with a girlfriend who is also somehow really bad at them. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
John Coltrane
Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML
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Mr25_fml 14
come prepared
LeoF_fml 0
Haha, too big of a load to handle?
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bubo_fml 11
"There he goes, there goes speed racer, he's a demon on wheels!"
BellaMarta 19
Clever
nikkij1988 0
Wow, you must shoot a load if she needs goggles! Lol!!!
DowningNF 7
It's actually been proven that the iron in semen can cause blindness if you have enough. So either you get a lot of BJ's or you shoot a puddle.
bugmenotmofo 34
Wait, are you really complaining on FML about GETTING A ********?? No, you're not. You're trying to brag. I would say YDI, but you really don't.
jobsman99 0
What a great gal that loves facials!! She must be trying out the new goggles for some Saturday night bukkake with you and your friends And you still get regular blow jobs. You must shoot a lot. Lucky you.
21jason 9
Aaggghhh my eye
Sweetie1329 2
Haha! She is a smart 1 I would do the exact same thing too!
hemz_fml 13
Be proud, you have a big load
MrScholl 4
Doesn't want a sticky mess in her eye