hitintheeye
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
bootyislife
Lynnwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hidden
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
Anonymous
Westerville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Anonymous
Aurora, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
man
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
BOO!
🌶️ Spicy
Stuff
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
justgreat
Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
PlayTag
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
Janitoro
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Double-edged sword
Today, I was blessed with a girlfriend who loves giving blowjobs. And cursed with a girlfriend who is also somehow really bad at them. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
John Coltrane
Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML
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Mr25_fml 14
come prepared
LeoF_fml 0
Haha, too big of a load to handle?
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Comments (209)
OreoLovesFez 0
New form of protection?
sincerelyticee 0
lmaooo
DeafWolverine 8
dude...why complain..there are those that have never experienced a *******...get blown with pride in a captain morgan stance
liveitup222 1
If your aim is that lethal, be lucky you got any. Just sayin
Illusionist2409 3
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
awthmt 6
Kinkey
MatthewDmerrill 5
That's a complement.
trigger3001 0
boom, headshot!
skinflint 6
last week, you poked her in the eye and called her dickeye and now you are complaining about the goggles?
bubo_fml 11
I imagine filling up her nostrils is like refilling inkjet cartridges...