Today, after a costly fix for my brakes that failed a while back as I was going down a hill, I found a $130 bill in the mail attached to a speed camera photo of me shitting myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a red light camera ticket for $100 in the mail. After checking the date and time, I realized it was from when I was rear ended into the intersection while STOPPED at a red light. FML
Today, I learned that my brakes don't work anymore on my bike. When did I learn this? While speeding down a really steep hill. FML
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
Today, not only did I shit myself on my way to work, I left my house keys in the bathroom after I cleaned up. It's $90 to replace them. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
Today, I saw a portable speed camera on the highway and braked hard. I caused a 4 car pile-up and my car is totaled. It wasn't a speed camera. FML
Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
Today, I got a bill for $62.70 because my company gave my last work car to some idiot who doesn't like to pay the toll road fees. They never took me off the registration. FML
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Top comments
caligal14 0
Fight the ticket in court, I'm sure you'll get it overturned or at least lessened.
Clover2009 0
I get it. OP said that he was going down hill when his breaks went out, so he must've zoomed by a speed camera and it caught him in the moment of freaking out over it, aka "******** himself." Frankly, I laughed. But OP gets a FYL. Take it to court with records of your breaks being fixed (receipts, etc) and of course the ticket and picture. I'm sure the story would amuse the judge.
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Comments (102)
oakleyguy 0
cool
marinus_fml 20
hahah I can relate to this since you're from Australia =D gotta hate multi-novas
mattman1994 0
Hey I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to pampers
whattagirl 0
lmaoooo #9, u r epic .. thanks for making my day lol
rimouski 0
#9 lmao he's taking over fml with his comments xD
2kool4skoolyo 0
Geico, 15 minutes or more save you 15% or nore on diapers...It's so easy that a baby can do it
legonut4 0
haha you pooped yourself on camera
pajamurao 0
ohhh brakes, I thought it said braces... LOL fail
Izzy_babii 0
I don't get how the camera got you ******** yourself...i mean,how would it catch your ass if your sitting in the car? lmao
Siji 0
130's are rare, hang on to that
RTRbryant 0
speedshit
rallets 23
ahh 15 is trying too hard
nishant5456 0
it's alright but next time don't shit your self next time.
2kool4skoolyo 0
31 hmm I know but 9 took my line
rallets 23
meh, fair enough i guess
xxLauraSxx 4
LOL!
thisisLAUREN 0
haha #15 tried to be funny but #9 won.
AlesanaLTL 0
im not understanding? you broke your brakes than shit youself now you have to pay 130$? this makes no sense to me!
morganrules123 10
41 He had messed up brakes so when he was going down a hill he couldn't slow down which scared him and made him shit his pants. He was going beyond the speed limit so a speed camera caught him and he had to pay 130 for a speeding ticket.
flotar 0
lmfao @9, 15 on the other hand, that was SAD, please stop trying, u might hurt yourself ;)
2kool4skoolyo 0
9 took my line that's all I am going to say
Brittney_E 0
lol @ 15 and 9(:
zoocity13 5
i'll bet that left a skid mark
oarisimo 4
43 the op is female just so you know. doesn't make a difference, it just bugs me when people don't bother looking :/
SmilingFriend 0
simple attach a copy of the repair bill to the traffic ticket. it may get waived if you explain along with the repair bill of what happened.
mollieOdare 0
#39-you probably get this alot but you are super duper gorgeous(:
RVCA_fml 0
lol
Hoplaka 0
Wow lol! First maybe :)
walkmywaynot 0
haha should do normal checks
a_lexstbbs2o11 0
- ... sucks for you :]
caligal14 0
Fight the ticket in court, I'm sure you'll get it overturned or at least lessened.
fball913 0
to court!!
dragonmystik3030 0
54... you are wrong hahahaha you fight charges and tickets IN court. you take people/cops/rta to court. hence the post was correct in saying fight it IN court.
tandem123 6
We'll settle this like men. I'll sue.
capslockisgood 19
84 - I read "To court!" what did you read?
Erikaaa7180 0
lmfao!
astarwarsfan 0
how would it be possible to see yourself ******** yourself? unless it was in color or something like that.
Skroal_stomper 5
Most likely it shows that oh **** look on his face that people get when the shit is hitting the fan.
rawrimaunicorn 0
thats kindof strange and funny at the same time..
oakleyguy 0
nice try #2 :P
Stunsz 0
Lmfao unless the picture was insidr his car and showed him ******** himself maaaybe this would make sense because I dont get it.
alykat7 0
actually are you? because it really doesn't make sense
polopony 0
47 - LOL!