Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, I can't any peace and quiet in any room of my flat. The neighbours on one side are arguing, the other side are having very loud sex, the ones upstairs I suspect are playing some sort of games console, and downstairs daughter has been practising her violin badly all morning. FML
Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft, and practice frequently. FML
Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML
Today, like every evening, our place is literally shaking with banging noises from the apartment below. Are they raising ponies down there? Wrecking the furniture? Taking out some walls? No, it's just my landlord's six-year-old. Playing. FML
Today, I live in the basement and as far as I can tell, my parents spend every day rearranging the furniture upstairs and slamming every door in the house, all day long. If I complain or even mention the noise, they threaten to kick me out onto the streets. I’m not even old enough to move out. FML
Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors and their 4 kids all under the age of 6. I met them due to all the thudding coming from upstairs. FML
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Top comments
tweetbaby14 18
If she's just that bad, you could be the neighbor that yells and hits the ceiling with a broom.
Miss_Attitude96 24
Well, what's wrong with that? I alternate between my cello and violin when I practice. Unless she's really bad, then FYL, OP.
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Comments (158)
Dawnxxoo 11
so lucky
mimmi_7 4
Stop trying so hard to be first.
homieskillet 0
Wow who cares?
Dawnxxoo 11
#5 stop trying hard to be funny
Miss_Attitude96 24
They're just jealous cuz you were first (1) & they weren't.
tweetbaby14 18
If she's just that bad, you could be the neighbor that yells and hits the ceiling with a broom.
OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
if it's really bad you can take it up a knotch and be that neighbour that listents to heavy metal all day, everyday.
unitedfan11 0
No the best idea is to get a surround sound system and to play dubstep whenever she plays the violin. WUB WUB WUB WUB!!!!
folgy 10
Or start playing the shotgun
homieskillet 0
Hey at least you're getting free entertainment!
saIty 17
This is not YouTube. Don't say things like that.
Miss_Attitude96 24
Well, what's wrong with that? I alternate between my cello and violin when I practice. Unless she's really bad, then FYL, OP.
M0rt 0
It says baritone not cello; baritone is a wind instrument
Fruit_Dealer 9
Congratulations M0rt, but 5 was just comparing to his situation. OP probably don't enjoy violin and barritone, therefore FHL. I reccomend sitting in a park pr something like that.
deadlydk 0
I think he knows that but he probably doesn't play the baritone so he substituted his cello instead
chickenflem 8
28: a baritone is NOT a wind instrument it's a brass
MafiaSqrl 0
Technically, it is classified as a wind instrument because it requires wind. It's a brass wind instrument, just like a clarinet is a wood wind.
babygeek 4
*true
EPICSAGA 3
The baritone is a woodwind just like the alto or tenor sax. It's not brass because the part of the instrument that makes the sound is the wooden reed not the brass saxophone which is considered an amplifier.
Link5794 18
I thought baritone was a deep voice.
gc327072 31
C'mon people, google a baritone/euphonium before making yourselves look like COMPLETE fucktards. It's like a smaller tuba that plays higher notes. And it's a brass instrument AND a wind instrument. (brasswind)
Miss_Attitude96 24
Or...... Someone thought that comment (6) was completely stupid.
CalCommando 6
Tell him to shut up or you'll shove your flute right up his ass, if you know what I'm saying .*wink*
enopola 5
I know what your saying, *winks back.
BigBacker 0
Easy Jerry Sandusky...
jackgoldstein 5
pffffffahahaha
r0ckoman 0
not with a 12 year old you sick ****
emerluvsu 6
Give her a chance. Given that she plays two instruments, she's probably really good. And you have a radio/ipod/something, right? Use it if you don't like it!
enopola 5
I play the kazoo and the spoons, am I a musical prodigy too.
kcircuses 1
76-only if you play the triangle as well
KMtheDrummer 6
Maybe... I play drums very well (hence the username) and guitar, piano, and bass pretty well, but I have a friend who plays all those too and sings and is absolutely horrific at all of them.
Bobissmall 13
I really hate replies like this... "Go out or listen to your own music if you don't like it" I mean seriously, it's ridiculous. What if OP works a night shift and has to be waken up by bad music?
bandgeek1575 5
I switch between the bassoon, clarinet, trumpet, piano, flute, ukulele, double bass, and guitar. Whats wrong with that? And I've been playing all of them for less than a year.
M0rt 0
You should focus on one or two instruments at a time or you're never gunna be any good
rudegirlmania 10
I love that people use the comments on this site to brag about their "lives" to people who really don't give a shit. I might also add that there's virtually no way of backing up said bragging.....
emmkaycee 0
No one cares.
RedPillSucks 33
Be quiet, rudegirlmania, or I'll tie you up with my Hapkido black belt, and serenade you with my double necked electric violin that I won playing the Dalai Lama in strip poker. You know you want me to.
JayJayAttackAtta 5
Actually 55 there is. Record themselves playing then post to YouTube. Bandgeek, you are like alot people at my school. All I can manage is the bass and electric.
rudegirlmania 10
Actually va JayJay, any YouTube video can be pulled and claimed as your own. Duh. And to the black belt comment, I'd love if you could prove that : PP
shazza26 1
So I'm guessing you suck
bluegoldfish 7
i REALLY hope this is meant to be sarcastic.
emerluvsu 6
*two-finger whistles* HEY MODERATORS! We got a spammer over here! Code blue!