Today, at work, the girl I've been into for the past 6 months confessed that she liked me, but also confessed she had sex with our boss. Our boss happens to be my dad. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML
Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own, and where I work. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML
Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
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Top comments
RenoTheRhino 30
Your attractiveness must run in the family.
quickit 24
Bringing a whole new meaning to keeping it in the family. ;)
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Comments (86)
whyusofat 17
I'm surprised no one asked if the dad is married.
Cerebral_Origami 5
Anyone else have a flashback to Indiana Jones? :) The fact that she slept with your dad would make things a little awkward but is that the real problem because if it's that she slept with someone else it's not too likely in this day and age you're going to find an adult virgin.
Drakone 9
I have no thought that has anything to do with what this is all about. . .
KsGrapes 4
so sorry bruh.... that truly sucks
tiredofwaiting 25
It is good to know these sorts of things but at the same time you don't want to know. Sometimes not knowing cannot hurt you.
mrslegume 8
Are your parents divorced? If not, awkward!
Upon_a_fuck 6
Does she know
joshi42 16
So what?
Mons_fml 27
Mention your newfound knowledge to your dad and tell him that mommy doesnt have to know if you two swap salaries. You get her fired and a sweet raise.
leafynitemare 24
HAH! I just woke up my entire family with how loudly I said that. Worth it.
FilipinoDude9 16
Damn. Double whammy?