Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
Today, I found out the girl I hit on at the store I work at is my second cousin. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 5 years, with whom we have three kids, is actually my cousin. At a family dinner someone had pointed out how much she looks like my uncle. We laughed until she mentioned that she was adopted from the same town my uncle's ex-wife had a baby. A few questions and a blood test later, we all learned the sick truth. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, after I started dating a guy and a girl simultaneously to keep my options open, they turned out to be siblings. FML
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Sinshine 28
What's 'particular dinner'?
Charlie Given 28
As long as your not 1st cousins it doesn't matter
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Comments (10)
Sinshine 28
What's 'particular dinner'?
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
it's when you have dinner with your family but pretend you're not related
jbuckets_404 39
It's when you're NOT particular about who you're dating.... ;-)
mfranks19891989 10
Ok Giuliani it’s time to break up with her
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
Don't worry thats the trend these days
Charlie Given 28
As long as your not 1st cousins it doesn't matter
BurnInDemonFire 39
Depends on where OP lives. The UK allows it, Canada allows it, and there's a few US states that allow it, as well.
neverfind 20
Home Sweet Alabama.
shannon2348 14
what's a particular dinner? that makes no sense. and big deal if you're cousins. ydi
jbuckets_404 39
Yea, the FML moderators sure forgot to proofread this particular FML post (among others)....