Today, at work, the girl I've been into for the past 6 months confessed that she liked me, but also confessed she had sex with our boss. Our boss happens to be my dad. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML
Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own, and where I work. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML
Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
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Top comments
RenoTheRhino 30
Your attractiveness must run in the family.
quickit 24
Bringing a whole new meaning to keeping it in the family. ;)
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Comments (86)
RenoTheRhino 30
Your attractiveness must run in the family.
quickit 24
Bringing a whole new meaning to keeping it in the family. ;)
bibble27 9
Maybe she was curious if the apple fell far from the tree? Or she thought you didn't like her. Maybe there is still chance? I hope there is a follow up.
quickit 24
I would say more than 9/10 cases it would be way too awkward dating a girl that slept with your dad. My advice to OP is to just move on. If he decided to stay with her I'm sure future complications relating to his dad would eventually arise.
ohSNAPyall 27
Imagine the wedding toast his dad would give.
Jowisee 29
"I had dibs!!"
Drakone 9
Stepbrothers - "Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf"
I_Bite 22
#5 Monica on Friends did it ;)
corky1992 33
Well that's awkward.
je83185 20
This one needs a follow up!
Epickitty58 29
This is the first FML I've seen with no YDIs and I hope none come. That's awful. You deserve someone much better. I hope you find her someday soon.
Emmageen 14
Life is not always appropriate. At least she s being honest about it...
okokalright 15
She could've been into him before she had sex with his dad. I think employee and boss hook ups/ relationships can be risky, but that doesn't automatically make her a horrible person
SubparAtBest 23
Well its possible she didn't know that they were related.
Noreason89 6
#53 or nah
ChopSuey444 20
#14, lol, just no. She could be between their ages and it be perfectly reasonable for her to be attracted to both men. The fact that they're related really doesn't have anything to do with it. It makes it awkward for OP, but it doesn't make her a bad person. And sleeping with your boss doesn't always make you a bad person, she could have extremely genuine feelings for them both.
Badkarma4u 17
He does deserve it. If youre going to crush on a girl for 6 months and not make a move, trust me somebode else will. She may have actually liked him but his lack of making a move made her feel otherwise. Dad just stepped up and made a move. How was she to know junior was crushing on her. I don't blame her because, its not her job to sit around for 6 months while junior gets his balls up. It's not dad's fault because he saw a hottie and jumped on it, its not his responsibility to check with his son first. The only one to blame is OP. This waiting around in silent admiration never works out. Unless youre the kind of guy who gets off watching the girl you like date others. Next time man up. Even if you get shot down, so what, at least you put it out there.
kfchicken 31
well if you're making the assumption that she also may have liked him before couldn't you also make your exact same argument towards her and just as easily blame her ? not blaming anyone but its an awkward situation to say the least
zacadrien0899 23
sometimes people press YDI's by accident. it happens to me a lot when I'm lying in bed pissing myself from people's misfortunes that I don't even check what I'm pressing
kfchicken 31
same, I wish they'd install an undo button so you could change your choice for situations like that
Thegoofygoober 15
You and your dad could be Eskimo brothers!
nobodysbusiness 2
And then they can all go to the EBDBBnB.
Emmageen 14
Oh man ... it's a sad sad FYL. .. I kinda hope your dad is not involved elsewhere ....
speakfreely 21
She can now be your new step mom and your wife. (:
RedPillSucks 33
I love my sister mom
SubparAtBest 23
That is the kind of info you need to know before a possible relationship, but at the same time, never want to know... at all..