Today, at work, the girl I've been into for the past 6 months confessed that she liked me, but also confessed she had sex with our boss. Our boss happens to be my dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML
Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own, and where I work. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML
Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
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Top comments
RenoTheRhino 30
Your attractiveness must run in the family.
quickit 24
Bringing a whole new meaning to keeping it in the family. ;)
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Comments (86)
beeferjay 34
fwb? definitely not a keeper. remove hook and return to water
Atiq 7
thats sad OP.. but does she knew that her boss is ur dad..??
dangousity 21
She wants to keep her job
aruden 25
Just let her go man don't even mess with that. I don't know about you but I could never get that out of my mind.
whitnayfortooh 29
keeping it in the family
whatarethisss 23
whatarethis!?!?
getindoe69 17
YDI, she's opening up to you on a deep emotional level, and you're holding the fact that she slept with your dad against her. Even though you guys were not together and most likely didn't know that you guys had feelings for one another. Maybe if you had the courage to tell her 6 months ago she would have slept with you instead of your father...
Spark_Slicker 19
I think it's ridiculous that you're blaming OP. If she truly liked him, I think she would have given OP some sort of hint or maybe even made the first move instead of sleeping with his father and THEN trying to get with him. Not to mention even if they did end up actually dating how awkward it would be to know that your girlfriend had sex with your dad.
arrowgold 19
I love that you like to play devils advocate.
ep1186 7
How does he deserve it? He didn't call her a ***** or a hoe and say she was an awful person. He merely implied that he has a very common, and valid, aversion to sharing sex partners with the man who raised him. I think for most people sharing intimacy with someone who has been intimate with a close family member would be off-putting.
Badkarma4u 17
Nobody says shes trying to get with him. I've liked a lot of people my penis will go nowhere near. I think shes telling op "you blew it, and I blew your dad". Next time don't wait so long, but let this one go. This is what people everywhere call a RED FLAG!!! Not that shes a bad person. Shes just off limits to you.
Soninuva 41
Like father, like son!
oasis359 13
does she think you're the newer model?
Cybreo 2
i must say that's a sure fire way to kill crush your better off without people like that