Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, the girl I've been into for the past 6 months confessed that she liked me, but also confessed she had sex with our boss. Our boss happens to be my dad. FML
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML
Today, one of my good friends confided in me about the affair she is having with our boss. She'd been sleeping with him for three months and told me they were in love, but it had to be kept quiet due to our company's very strict anti-fraternization policy. I've also been secretly seeing him all year. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 4 years confessed to me that she had sex with my best friend before she started to date me. Funny thing is, I'm bi and had sex with the same best friend at around the same time. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
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hkgirl89 8
break up with her...
2muchshyt 0
well was that before u guys got together?
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Comments (86)
mamamiaaa_fml 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
well first off I don't see a problem with this. second go sleep with her boss too.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
swinger eh? I like that.
karimkz 0
if she had time to eff his boss then she doesnt have a job for him to eff hers.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
she 'effed' her own boss 6. you are welcome. 5-yes I love the swings. and wet slides.
phapho88 0
your comments always make my days, thx fir keeping me entertained =]]
RedPillSucks 33
Stop it mamamiaaa. Now I'm all turned on by the "wet slide" comment. Only 7 more hrs of work. FML.
nachobiznez 0
I'm mad I was effin blocked from this site for like a month but now my account back workin.... huh
mamamiaaa_fml 12
43-thanks! 49-do you have a desk at work? problem solved.
docscientist 10
You guys think that maybe they were in fact dating longer than a week? That's the fml. She slept with the boss while they were dating.
malters 9
no shit sherlock
PhillyEagles 0
OH MY GOD. why did you put your face as your picture, only farmers like cows.
2muchshyt 0
well was that before u guys got together?
iLoveMisaCampo 0
read the fml?
Ismellwin 0
Maybe they've only been together for a week!
EZPZ 0
Tis a mystery indeed...some of these FMLs leave room for imagination and thought, as they don't give enough information to begin with.
jckbco 0
these aren't stories, or requests for advice, people. They are fun little posts for an emotional release
Molkerei 0
^puppy!
jsx12345 0
basically b4 they went out, he kissed a girl. Now during there relationship the girl(that's a *****) edged her boss. So she cheated on him. Not so hard people.
jsx12345 0
effed*
funktown 2
I think edged sounded dirtier
grumpybarista 0
I like edged too. I'm using it
jsx12345 0
lol.
hkgirl89 8
break up with her...
DahkLohd 4
Indeed. Btw - I love your "About Me" page.
my_user_name 7
You definitely need to break up with her! I can't believe you didn't say "my ex-girlfriend" in the post. And another thing, why would you need to "admit" that you kissed a girl BEFORE you began your relationship with your girlfriend? That's not a problem, you were single then. If she got upset about that, that's enough of a reason to break up with her already, even if she hadn't cheated on you.
cul8r 4
Same here, break up with her.
hkgirl89 8
thank you dahklohd :)
TheDrudgeChild 4
It never said it was AFTER they began going out. And even then, sometimes you can work out a situation like this in relationships. However, if it was after and she has no remorse, yeah OP: dump her.
ScreamAimFire 0
Eww Glee is the second worst show that ever exsisted, right behind Jersey Shore
ScreamAimFire 0
i hope he doesn't have a laptop, walking around and letting the computer talk is more of a fml. hope he reads this!
matt692009 0
What?
ScreamAimFire 0
Oops wrong fml
wassssssssom 0
hahhahahaha XD
Dr_PooPingDung 0
NOo¡ Thats "puts on glasses" more of a win! YEEEAAAAAHH!
MagicMushrooms 0
Glee is an awesome show, stuff you.
LemonStarship 5
I see she's running for employee of the month. Maybe there's a nice bonus involved?
DahkLohd 4
Meh. She probably swallowed the "bonus."
AceArctic 4
^Respect. interwebs high five?
Dr_PooPingDung 0
Agreed with 34 and shes.working very hard to get you that gay glee set gold edition this year, maby you should **** her boss to, THREESOME¡¡¡
DahkLohd 4
The Dark Lord doesn't typically do that kind of thing...but since you have shown Him respect, He will make an exception for you.
AceArctic 4
*interwebs five* woohoo!
Jimboom 12
The circle is complete. At least she is a real career girl. ;-)
bswole 1
man up rob u cant let some cheatin bitch in your life
123e3 0
LMFAO!!!!!!