Today, at work I was talking to a co-worker about what a slacker my manager was, and how all she did was stand around and talk. She was standing behind me the whole time. I now have sore nuts due to a direct hit from a broom handle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML
Today, it was a really slow day at work. One thing lead to another, and soon enough we were all taking turns shoving each other across the office on a swivel chair. Our boss came in during my turn, and I got singled out for a verbal warning. Everyone else got off with a disapproving glare. FML
Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, a work colleague was trying to kill a fly that was buzzing around the place. I was about to go on my break, but was stopped because she missed the fly and accidentally whacked me in the balls in the process. By the time I didn’t feel sick anymore, my break was over. FML
Today, at my new job, a coworker offered to help me mop the floors since she wasn't busy. I ended up getting written up by my boss for supposedly being too lazy and making other people finish my work. FML
Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML
Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML
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raider27 7
Can't she get into trouble for hitting a co-worker?
BIEBERSLAYER 10
Your manager sounds like a real ball buster to me
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Comments (153)
Cheylea 10
Yeah, I wouldn't have said that at work... Not such a bright idea OP l;
gunman15 4
Ouch!
Igor_g5 0
Pay attention to who's around if you're talking about people.
IceCreamMage 17
Pretty sure violence in the work place is forbidden. Get her ass fired.
born_hustla 26
Lawsuit?!
DmF288 14
I like how everyone is up in arms to sue, when so many people who were in dimilar situations with different outcomes would've loved to have kept their jobs. The fact that the manager took it in enough stride to NOT fire the guy says something. And odds are the cherry-tap to the balls wasn't nearly as bad as everyone says, and that this is a situation that will be looked back upon and chuckled about.
krez 20
It is illegal to attack other people, and especially rude to attack their genitals. I wouldn't want to work in a place where my sack was in danger from someone who can't manage to behave in a civilized manner. I guess if your manager gave you a good nut shot, you'd laugh it off and get back to work? Or are you just one of the horrible boss-types who thinks he is better than his subordinates?
0opsie 6
Kicking someone in the crotch over hurt feelings is taking it in stride? So to you: Abuse in the workplace = Okay as long as they don't fire you.
patacus 14
wow that sounds like it could happen where i work. some of my managers are like that too
ugottaluvme 0
What is this 'Nuts' you speak of? I don't have 'nuts' but then again I'm just a little boy.
BlAzEtHiS 0
That bitch would be fired that day and I'd press assault charges. You don't hit a man in the nuts unless your safety/life is in danger.
kristengray 4
I hate when that happens to me