Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year-old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML
Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML
Today, I had to X-ray an 81 year old lady. The clothes she was wearing would show up on the X-ray so I had to make her change into a gown. I found out the hard way that 81 year olds still go commando. FML
Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML
Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a guy." She then said, "You could have just said no, instead of rudely lying to me." FML
Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
Today, a client came in to pay for her storage unit, and like every other time she comes in, she lifted up her shirt and practically showed me her boobs. This lady is in her 70s and is morbidly obese. Oh, and she also told me that the Nazis had the right idea. FML
Today, I had to point out the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign at my work to an extremely old, seemingly intoxicated man wearing an ill fitting speedo. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
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mariazzz 5
maybe she needs some rehab...
Franco24 0
- someone likes 8O year old nakie people.
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Comments (378)
lolwutdino 9
You should of let her Take It Off..after all, We R Who We R.
Asario 0
:) if she were to be 60 years younger i would happiler let her be who she is. but you lose that priviledge when your over the hill.
DomesticAngel 14
lol I was just listening to Take It off..
persianjr1 7
this is nonsense. all I hear is Blah! Blah! Blah!
5t3ff1k4h 47
I wonder if there's a correlation between listening to Ke$ha and lacking spelling and grammar skills.
Takador 3
OP saw a D.I.N.O.$.A.U.R. which made her go Blind because she only likes Boots & Boys. Beat that!
KMilliron 2
Sorry takador but Micheal Jackson has already beat it.
fmlmaster241 0
Ohhhh burned!!!!! Haha!;)
plezier 0
i don't see the problem here...
yougotapes 7
agreed^
yougotapes 7
agreed^
boyv 0
i ageree with #5
muffpuncher 0
I am a resident of AMCC housing. Two weeks ago my neighbors washing machine flooded their laundry room and it flooded our living room and kitchen. I have been waiting for two weeks for my house to be returned to somewhat of a safe living environment for my children. I have furniture on 1inch by 1inch blocks. The book shelves are a major crush hazard placed in middle of the living room. I was assured that the carpet (which was soaked) would be back to normal after being cleaned by the professional company housing hired. Normally I would be fine with this but my wife has a severe allergy to mold. We left for the weekend to return to the living room still smelling like wet carpet. There is no flooring in the kitchen, just concrete. As a landlord myself I ensure my tenant is given an adequate amount of help in a timely manner. This is simply unacceptable. I cannot believe how long it has taken for a large business to resolve this issue. With the prices we pay for living in base housing I would think that issues would be resolved or at least followed up on in a more timely manner.
mk58 31
And this has to do with this FML because...?
jess6blondie9 3
Sorry about your issues, but no one cares. This has nothing to do with the FML.
muffpuncher 0
that was a copy and paste accident. lol
mk58 31
Poor lady. They really don't know any better. It just goes to show just how much damage can occur to someone's mental state.
mintcar 10
HAHAHAHAHA, let her believe she's Kesha. it's a lot more fun that way.
muffpuncher 0
lol that was an accident.
ViolentBears 0
That was by far the funniest comment you have ever posted. You have gained my respect.
kennababy 0
hahaha oops :) :)
JokerJohn7 0
lmaoo #2