Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year-old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML
Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML
Today, I had to X-ray an 81 year old lady. The clothes she was wearing would show up on the X-ray so I had to make her change into a gown. I found out the hard way that 81 year olds still go commando. FML
Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML
Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a guy." She then said, "You could have just said no, instead of rudely lying to me." FML
Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
Today, a client came in to pay for her storage unit, and like every other time she comes in, she lifted up her shirt and practically showed me her boobs. This lady is in her 70s and is morbidly obese. Oh, and she also told me that the Nazis had the right idea. FML
Today, I had to point out the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign at my work to an extremely old, seemingly intoxicated man wearing an ill fitting speedo. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
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mariazzz 5
maybe she needs some rehab...
Franco24 0
- someone likes 8O year old nakie people.
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Comments (378)
vegan_muffin 5
someone woke up in the morning feelin' like P Diddy...
Zanzy 0
Tik tok!
Takador 3
1) I'm in depression because I haven't been able to buy I Am The Dance Commander + I Command You To Dance: The Remix Album. 2) I was thinking of Ke$ha. 3) How is this an FML? I would be laugthing my ass off.
Zanzy 0
I wonder what granny was like when she was young......yikes!
OCDC 9
Boners, is that you on the right or the left of your profile pic? I can never tell...
BlargHonk 0
What the ****? Your ability to jump to conclusions astounds me. The OP only said that s/he had her day ruined by what she saw. S/he never said that s/he didn't want to work where s/he works.
ILoveGiraffes 0
it's hot
ovechkinisbeast 9
you should've been like "TIK TOK *** MAH COK AND YOU DON'T HAV TO STOP, YO" hahahhah
xvictor1985x 0
this is amazing
ovechkinisbeast 9
boners, you have the best comments on here along with docbastard. Nuff sed'