Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a guy." She then said, "You could have just said no, instead of rudely lying to me." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML
Today, I was helping an older lady return her previously bought items to customer service. As she walked away and said "Thanks," I tried to say "You're welcome" and "No problem" at the same time. I ended up saying "Your problem". She scowled at me. FML
Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML
Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
Today, as I served an elderly man at the fast-food restaurant where I work, he leaned over the counter so that his face was mere inches from mine and asked me if I wanted to buy his car. When I politely told him I wasn't interested, he insisted on making a complaint about me to my manager. FML
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Top comments
thebestof1984 0
that's when you whip out your dick and say see!!!
ChiddyBANGr 13
"Ask me about my Weinerrr"
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Comments (68)
cindayy77 0
FYL, I have to say xD
kl_beans 0
I mean he could've just pulled down his trousers but then again it was a retiament
turtlemanz 8
dude looks like a lady
dav3800 7
21 is right...
bluegoldfish 7
pwned. by an old lady. burn sssssssss....
Judahsh 8
Unless heshe realy did lie...
ChiddyBANGr 13
"Ask me about my Weinerrr"
SoccerBitch113 0
hahaha
alexg823 0
I'm curious as to why you capitalized "Weinerr."
sourgirl101 29
"Dude looks like a Lady".(:
gwadafiesta_fml 2
And dude sounds like a lady too if he couldn't convince her when telling her ! Double FML
sillybanana97 1
Lol double FYL! I feel sorry for you....
btnhdude 0
did you not finish your comment? 'cause I'm guessing you meant to say, "the girl who cried wolf doesn't relate to this fml at all."
Sinvudyo 0
Hmm, maybe you should grow an beard =)
BabbiiLovvee 0
a beard*
bluegoldfish 7
maybe you should learn which indefinite article to use for words beginning with a consonant.
funnynesh 10
48- shut up! I really hate you grammar nazi bastards…
thebestof1984 0
that's when you whip out your dick and say see!!!
Btgalownia 0
what if he had a small penis? "today, to prove to an old lady, I showed her my penis. she laughed at the size and walked away. fml"
Tsunami87 17
better start hitting the gym, girl :p
btnhdude 0
motherfuck Dre, motherfuck snoop, motherfuck deathrow! Yo' n here comes my left blow! - Eazy E
at1325 0
judging by all of the thumbs down your comment has received and simply reading the comment, you should follow your picture's advice and shut the **** up
tBo111 0
rip eazy!
HannahLouise96 13
^^ What she said.
dreamering 16
So, you're saying that Your Life is ****** because an old lady doesn't believe you're Lady Gaga?
Xxak907xX 0
win^
sillybanana97 1
lol yeah I have to agree^ that's a major win